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Nick C. Chakotay: I found the stars--if you look just over there, you'll see them.
Tuvok: They appear to read "I love you Leela".

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suxxxxxx Chakotay:"Simon says: Everybody stand up!"
DanielB Kim: "And to continue -- Tuvok, where are you going?"
Tuvok: "The airlock. Surely death is better than listening to your tale of sexual encounters with cows."
DrkCell23 Chakotay: I'll stop doing it when Tuvok starts laughing.
Everyone: Awwwww!!
FL Chakotay: Who put glue on the table?
Researcher I've called you all here because one of you is a MURDERER!!!
Silent Bob "Right, I'm going to ask this just once. WHO FARTED?!?!"
Mikey "...and with six votes, Mt. Tuvok, you ARE the weakest link - goodbye!"
Kári "I'm sorry Chakotay, but you unfortunately are the most boring character ever on Star Trek. We can't be bothered to listen to you."
Nick C. "Since I'm in command, I declare today "Chakotay Appreciation Day". Tuvok, go replicate some blue magic markers--it's time for some facial decorations!"
Merat Doctor: "Commander, is this a new table?"
Chakotay: "Yes, it was hanging on a wall on DS9."
Melllvar ...moving on, reason number 42 why this show sucks.
Tim Russ: Ok, Robert. We get it. You don't like the writing. Can we get back to filming now?
DanielB Chakotay: "And so -- Tuvok, what are you looking at?"
Tuvok: "The stars appear to have disappeared!"
Chaktoay: "Well we are in the Void."
Tuvok: "Yes, but stars from OUTSIDE should still shine IN!"
Chakotay: "Ahmm...quick, get the Plot-Machine."
Melllvar Chakotay: We have a problem in engineering.
Kim: Engineering! What is it?
Chakotay: It's a big room on deck 11 with the warp core in it, but that's not important right now.
FL "Please state the nature of the furniture emergency"
Mark Campbell despite everyones best efforts, nobody had the heart to tell chakotay that someone had drawn something on his forehead

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