Name | Caption |
The Geek | Mick Jagger: "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name," This guy: WOOT WOOT Mick Jagger: "But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game." This guy: WOOT WOOT |
Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | The latest college craze: BRAIN SHOTS!! |
Miss Marple | Sneaking booze onto cruises required more and more intricate efforts. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Prior to discovering snails and frogs legs, the early French considered poodle brains a delicacy. |
Captain 8472 | ‘Keep it fairly clean,’ they say. Then we get this image. |
Bird of Prey | I never understood the appeal of those novelty mugs... |
Frankie Chestnuts | If there were ever a need for a loofah treatment, here we see it... |
Chromedome | (offscreen) "No! Suppositories go in the OTHER end!" |
AdmiralM | Hopefully she'll be able to pull the rest of it out. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Fraternity Brothers [offscreen]: “DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK…” |
The Geek | After many attempts, he had no choice but to concede that duck calls never sound fierce. |
Frankie Chestnuts | In his later years, Crusty the Clown had to resort to working kiddie birthday parties. |
Chromedome | "And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!" |
Miss Marple | Corgis - Always in good taste. |
N'tran DS 12 | Faith of the Heart versus Taste of the Skull |
Chromedome | The props department and a tube of super glue take revenge on an actor who dared to complain about their makeup & costume. |
Captain 8472 | To whistle, put the skull to your lips and blow. |
Chromedome | (Kirk, offscreen) "Sulu, when I said 'Get Bones', I meant get the doctor!" |
AdmiralM | "What a bonehead" |
Miss Marple | Starfleet Academy Cadet Health Education Class, Slide #1: The importance of Hand Hygiene |
Chromedome | "I say, I say, I say. My dog's got no nose." "How does he smell?" "He doesn't, he's a skeleton." (slap) |
The Geek | Boy, middle age sure hit Peter Pan like a ton of bricks. |
Chromedome | When the wardrobe & makeup budgets run low, it is the extras who get the hit. |
SlipperyStream4747 | ♪"A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down The medicine go dooowwn The medicine go down Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In a most delightful way"♪ |
The Geek | "The more difficult the task, the sweeter the victory. For example, I shall now carefully prepare this skull for full insertion into..." Director: "CUT! CUT! CUT!" |
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