Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!"?

Scotty

Ro

Rom

Pike

Beverly

2. In which episode does Riker say "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you."?

Twilight

Crossfire

A Man Alone

Data's Day

Threshold

3. Who said "Life is like loading twice your cargo weight into your spacecraft. If it's canaries and you can keep half of them flying all the time, you're all right."?

Rios

Fake Admiral Janeway

Trip

Okona

Founder

4. In which episode does Quark say "Root beer. This is the end of Ferengi civilization."?

The Last Outpost

The Changing Face of Evil

Coming of Age

Facets

The Naked Time

5. In which episode does Trip say "At least the warp engines still need me!"?

Cease Fire

The Drumhead

One Little Ship

Daedalus

Unification, Part 1

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Last updated : 19 Feb 2026