Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Quark say "He couldn’t find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake but, even if he is an idiot, he’s still my brother."?

Invasive Procedures

Stardust City Rag

Real Life

Tin Man

The Omega Glory

2. Who said "Do you think you could possibily behave a little less like yourself?"?

Tuvok

Q

Garek

Chapel

Kelis

3. In which episode does Scotty say "N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C or D."?

Basics, Part 2

Relics

Dax

Prophet Motive

Where No One Has Gone Before

4. In which episode does Garak say "Well it's just that lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving."?

Empok Nor

When it Rains...

Heart of Stone

By Any Other Name

Spectre of the Gun

5. In which episode does Odo say "Close your eyes... Take a deep breath... Clear your mind of everything in it... if there's anything there..."?

Prophet Motive

Message in a Bottle

Harbinger

First Contact

Cease Fire

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Last updated : 29 Aug 2026