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| Name | Caption |
| SlartyBardFast | Data: "Yes my dear, that was my "ON" switch back there." |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Lady: Yes, Data. I am fully functional. Data: Ok, then get ready to dip. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: “…Yes, I am fully functional, in multiple techniques…. A broad variety of pleasuring…” Holo-Dancer: “Do any of those techniques include looking less like a serial killer?” |
| Chromedome | Miss Marple spills the beans to Data about Frankie Chestnuts |
| Miss Marple | Is this is what is known as “ well mannered frivolity?” |
| Captain 8472 | This look is the cause for many therapy sessions. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Yes... Miss Marple is very hot from the back. And Yes... Captain 8472 is creepy from the front! |
| Captain 8472 | When updating your android’s software, be ware of ‘smile-ware.’ |
| Frankie Chestnuts | MORAL: If your doctor prescribes two little yellow pills a day, taking fourteen little yellow pills might not be the best thing to do. |
| Miss Marple | The Lady thinks “Not bad, but he is no Frankie Chestnuts…” |
| Miss Marple | Small talk: Lady: After Twitter died, Mastodon came into its own. It eventually even helped Ukraine win the war with timely and helpful updates. Data: A country was saved by an extinct proboscidean? Lady, politely: Yes, that. |
| Bird of Prey | If the GOOD brother comes off that creepy when smiling, I'd hate to know what Lore's smile might look like... |
| P47 | Riker: What are you doing on the holodeck, commander, you're on duty! Data: He said doody |
| Captain 8472 | Smile for the camera! |
| Miss Marple | Dancing with the Stars… IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Chromedome | Spiner gets to the peak of his career as he gets to dance with Miss Marple. |
| The Geek | Microsoft Windows has the 'Blue Screen of Death'. Data has the 'White Face of Forced Joviality'. |
| Chromedome | Data gleefully showed off the top half of the mannequin he'd found! |
| Captain 8472 | This image is of a test run of Data with emotions. The results were cringe inducing. Several children now require daily therapy. |
| Chromedome | ♫ ♫ ♫ And the droid at the back said "Everyone attack!" And it turned into a Ballroom Blitz And the XO in the corner said "Data wanna warn you, It'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz!" Ballroom Blitz, Ballroom Blitz. It's, it's a Ballroom Blitz! It's, it's a Ballroom Blitz! Yeah, it's a Ballroom Blitz! |
| Chromedome | Her life size blow up Data toy just did not look like the one in the picture. |
| Captain 8472 | When you upgrade your partner, choose Android! |
| The Geek | Due to an error in the facial expression software, Data's face freezes just as he begins saying the word 'cheese'. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: “How ‘bout we go back to my quarters and I’ll show you my collection of Leonard Nemoy erotic photographs.” [scary smile] |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: “…and so last month, Kor had this scary looking smile. Please let me demonstrate…” |
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