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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: "I don't believe you." Garak: "Oh come on, Doctor. Have I ever lied to you?" Bashir: "Yes." Garak: "This week?" Bashir: "Yes." Garak: "Today?" Bashir: "Yes." Garak: "Within this conversation?" Bashir: "Yes." Garak: "There you have it! Why should I lie to you two times in a row? The lies would only cancel each other out!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Garak: “…and one last question. Do you want fries with that?” |
| DBB | Garak: this is going to hurt the entire time. But there is good news. Man: what's that? Garaj: I won't feel a thing. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Garak: “What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.” Bashir: “…so you CAN’T alter my uniform?” |
| Captain 8472 | Bashir: So you gave Ziyal a Volcaya amulet? Garak: Yes Doctor. It was exquisitely crafted, and very elegant. Bashir: You are not concerned about the radiation factor? Garak: We both know the emission is harmless. Bashir: It is an emission that is easily detected. You gave her a tracking device. Garak: Such things are common gifts on Cardassia. |
| Guybrush | The time Gary Coleman guest starred on Deep Space Nine. |
| Captain 8472 | Bashir: I hear you messed with Odo’s dating profile. Garak: I would do nothing of the sort. And besides, why would anyone suspect me? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | A Vedek once tried to test me… I ate his liver with some yamok sauce and a nice Ka-nair. |
| Captain 8472 | Bashir: Hello there. Garak: General Kenobi. |
| The Geek | There is something in Garak's grin here that reminds me of an old Mel Brooks quote: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." |
| J. J. Biggs | Desea Trekkies not know Skrain Dukat from Elim Garak. Oops is me being insulting? |
| Captain 8472 | “Doctor, let me give you a piece of advice. When it comes to questions being asked, it is a great deal more pleasant to be the one asking, rather thane the one answering.” |
| Rylan Sato | Yes, go on and vote for yourselves again this month even if it's not funny. |
| J. J. Biggs | May be if you showed Garak and Dukat fighting side by side against the Klingons..... |
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