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Bird of Prey Bashir: "I don't believe you."
Garak: "Oh come on, Doctor. Have I ever lied to you?"
Bashir: "Yes."
Garak: "This week?"
Bashir: "Yes."
Garak: "Today?"
Bashir: "Yes."
Garak: "Within this conversation?"
Bashir: "Yes."
Garak: "There you have it! Why should I lie to you two times in a row? The lies would only cancel each other out!"

Special Mention

Name Caption
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: “…and one last question. Do you want fries with that?”
DBB Garak: this is going to hurt the entire time. But there is good news.
Man: what's that?
Garaj: I won't feel a thing.
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: “What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
Bashir: “…so you CAN’T alter my uniform?”
Captain 8472 Bashir: So you gave Ziyal a Volcaya amulet?
Garak: Yes Doctor. It was exquisitely crafted, and very elegant.
Bashir: You are not concerned about the radiation factor?
Garak: We both know the emission is harmless.
Bashir: It is an emission that is easily detected. You gave her a tracking device.
Garak: Such things are common gifts on Cardassia.
Guybrush The time Gary Coleman guest starred on Deep Space Nine.
Captain 8472 Bashir: I hear you messed with Odo’s dating profile.
Garak: I would do nothing of the sort. And besides, why would anyone suspect me?
Frankie Chestnuts A Vedek once tried to test me… I ate his liver with some yamok sauce and a nice Ka-nair.
Captain 8472 Bashir: Hello there.
Garak: General Kenobi.
The Geek There is something in Garak's grin here that reminds me of an old Mel Brooks quote: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
J. J. Biggs Desea Trekkies not know Skrain Dukat from Elim Garak.
Oops is me being insulting?
Captain 8472 “Doctor, let me give you a piece of advice. When it comes to questions being asked, it is a great deal more pleasant to be the one asking, rather thane the one answering.”
Rylan Sato Yes, go on and vote for yourselves again this month even if it's not funny.
J. J. Biggs May be if you showed Garak and Dukat fighting side by side against the Klingons.....

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