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24 Jul 2005

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Matt Groenig You haven't seen an oversized lobster, robot and someone comforting his grandma around the place have you

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James Man in suit: "Do YOU know where we can find Osama bin Laden?"
Fizzle The new Star Trek series has been revealed to be a prequel to the Enterprise series.
Fizzle Tell us what we want to know or we'll kill the ceiling.
DanielB "....green women, you say?"
FL Nog: Humans. Let's talk to them
Quark: Talk to them? Have you not seen the historical documents of Galaxy Quest? They're carnivores!
Rom: Too much Holosuite...
Nick C. 20th Century grunts didn't know how good they had it, what with their shirts being the same colour as everyone else's.
AJ Suit: "Listen up in there! You got three seconds to return Elvis, or there will be hell to pay!"
Stan Officer: Now Mr Shatner just come quietly and sign this deceleration that you won't do any more singing or bad breakfast cereal commercials!
Guard: I say we shoot him now just to make sure...
Silent Bob Man in suit : "Graham Kennedy!"
Man on left : "Biggus dickus!"
Woman : "Priceless!"
MP 1 : "DITL!"
MP 2 : "Green!"
Mikey "We don't know - how DO you keep five idiots in suspense?"
Merlin Suit: Nobody move! This is a raid! Hand over all your redskirts, Orion dancing girls, yoga-performing Trill, fur-bikini-wearing space babes, Betazoid ambassadors -
Girl: If you're going to list all the scantily-clad women from this compo, we could be here a while...
=NoPoet= Terra Prime: The Beginning.
McFortner Suit: No, I wouldn't believe that his ears got that way from a mechanical rice picker!

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