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Caption Competition

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1 Mar 2021

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Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Charlie... do you like movies about gladiators?"

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Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Hey, Charlie... My eyes are up here."
Frankie Chestnuts We're men
We're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men
We're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor
That's right!
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say
Or else we'll put out your lights
Yes!
Always on guard
Defending the people's rights
We're men
Manly men!
When you're in a fix
Just call for the men in tights
We're butch!
Frankie Chestnuts MORAL
With a choice between a big, baggy shirt and a pair of incredibly tight, tights...
Choose the shirt.
DBB Kirk: It's "topless Tuesday," Nurse Chapel.
Chapel: No. No, it's not.
Chromedome "If I don't get a decent caption, the tights are coming off too!"
Bird of Prey Kirk: "This is totally a legit uniform variant. It has the Starfleet delta on it and all!"
Bird of Prey I've heard people saying that Kirk always tries to get into some sexy space girl's pants, but I didn't expect this to be meant so literal...
AdmiralM "Shatner didn't only wrestle with his lines."
Bird of Prey Kirk: "It's kinda the reverse to the female uniforms - exposes much skin above the waistline, but shows no leg."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "If we're really doing this Lucha libre thing, I'm going to need a mask. How about one of those rubber masks over there that look like me... I'll just turn it inside out!"
jg McCoy: You didn’t have to remove your shirt.
Kirk: Yes I did. It’s in my nature

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