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Cyrus Ramsay "You mean Covid-19 isn't a planet?"

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Chromedome "You talkin' to me? YOU talkin' to ME?"
(offscreen - patiently) "Yes, of course I'm talking to you. I'm the director. Now get back on your marks for another take or I'll be talking to your agent."
"Oh, OK."
Frankie Chestnuts Ulis: "Pardon me... We are looking for the little Ferengi's room."
Bird of Prey Ulis: "The offer you just made me is disgustingly unethical, you are a truly despicable person for coming up with something as nefarious as this, dooming thousands of innocents with your dirty business... Add three more strips of latinum to your price, and we have a deal!"
Chromedome Hobbits ..... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Bird of Prey Muk: "Man, I sure hope they won't notice that my weapon isn't loaded!"
Krem: "And I sure hope that they didn't hear Muk just saying out loud that his weapon isn't loaded!"
Ulis: "You are both idiots."
Captain 8472 Every group has it’s idiot. Can you find the smart one?
Captain 8472 Doctors that are available on Trump Care.
Frankie Chestnuts Ulis: “Oh, Yeah... We're a dangerous group. Muck here is deadly with a phaser. Krem here can flip this coin like nobody's business. And Grish... Well, Grish is an idiot. But you should really worry about these other two.
AdmiralM "This looks like a good time for social distancing."
jg This is our toilet paper and you will not get any.
Ferengi on left: I agree, you will not get any....unless you're willing to pay a 30% markup, then maybe we'll part with some.
Miss Marple One of them is Weyoun!!!
Chromedome "This is a holdup. Give us all your hand sanitiser, liquid soap, tissues, long life milk, dried pasta & tinned food. We're self isolating."
"Don't forget the other thing, boss."
"Oh yeah, and all your toilet roll too."
Chromedome No, we're not self-isolating. We always smell like this.

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