Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
The Geek	Lursa: "Are you staring at our backsides, you p'taQ?" Jake: "Yes... yes I am." B'tor: "...Good."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Chromedome	The Nineteen Eighties called, they want their shoulder pads & chunky knit jumpers back!
AdmiralM	"Some women will break your heart Klingon women will rip it out and make sandwiches."
Bird of Prey	This year Starfleet Academy issued a short educational movie that warns about the dangers of catcalling Klingon females...
The Geek	Sisko finds out Jake has been borrowing Worf's 'Calisthenics' program.
Miss Marple	Lursa: Actually it's pronounced "Duras" with the emphasis on the SECOND syllable. B'Etor: Yes, the emphasis is on the ASS.
Frankie Chestnuts	Excellent! Next we have Lursa sporting a very versatile deep teal brocade jaquette in sark wool, complemented with a functional grey minn’hor leather jumper. And she is followed by B’Etor, who’s wearing... um... pretty well the same thing... Thank you ladies.
Frankie Chestnuts	Zoolander had his “Blue Steel” look. B’Etor has “Crimson Brass”. Lursa just kind of looks pissed off.
Bird of Prey	Usually I like women paying attention to me, but...
Chromedome	"Ve go ... but ve kom back!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Lursa and B’Etor. Their names roughly translate to “solemnly” and “decorum”.
Horta not Vorta	Klingon Females and Urinals?
Bird of Prey	Duras Sister Act
Miss Marple	Betty White is quoted as saying: "Why do people say "grow some balls"?. Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding" But she was just paraphrasing an old Klingon saying.
Bird of Prey	I like big head ridges and I cannot lie...
Chromedome	"We're looking for new outfits. Something less sexy."
woodside	Garak, next time a Klingon woman asks "do my ridges look big in this?", you say Yes!
PegasusJF	Suspicion personified.
AdmiralM	""TOXIC FEMININITY""
Guybrush	The looks JJ Abrams gets when entering a Star Trek convention.
Horta not Vorta	Sisters Lursa and B'Tor Ordering from a Cardassian Taylor If these new costumes Pinch our BeZooms We'll return to even the Score.
Bird of Prey	Uh oh... Those two spotted us... Don't make any sudden movements...
Frankie Chestnuts	Garak: "I'll have these outfits dyed in no time... . It IS a good day to dye... You know... Dye... . You know... D-Y-E, not D-I-E." B'Etor: "You are correct, may be a good day to die..." Garak: "Got it."
Chromedome	"What do you mean? You don't stock chainmail bikinis?"
Bird of Prey	Quite inexplicably "Qo'noS' Next Top Model" has been one of the most successful shows in recent years...

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