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PegasusJF In future years: The name "Kira" was used to frighten young Ferengi males into behaving.

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Cyrus Ramsay The size of your nasal wrinkles doesn't matter; it's what you do with them that's important.
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "Kira... you've got to tell me...Where do you get your hair done?"
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "The finals for the DS-9 Staring Contest begins in 3... 2... 1..."
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "I figured out what you need, Quark... A breath mint."
Admiral Dunsel Prom Night dates we regret going on.
Miss Marple The Baj-Curious Holosuite Program. TASTE the rainbow!
Admiral Dunsel Kira: But what about us?
Quark: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Deep Space 9. We got it back last night.
Kira: When I said I would never leave you.
Quark: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.
Here's looking at you kid.
PegasusJF A Ferengi and Bajoran walk into a bar...
Frankie Chestnuts Announcer: "TONIGHT... On Celebrity Death Match..."
Bird of Prey Kira: ''I am a customer with a complaint.''
Quark: ''Very well. But for security reasons - mainly my security - you have to go to more than one arm's length distance from me. So you can't reach my throat, you know?''
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Prove that you are not Odo!''
Kira: ''Prove that YOU are not Odo...''
jg Kira: I find you disgusting.
Quark: Now Kira, aren't we past the flattery stage.
Danish30 Quark:look, I can just give it a trim, bob it, a little at the back....
Kira:and you think I would trust a bald species with my hair WHY?
jjg Quark: Look, I killed hundreds of Cardassians. So, how about a little respect.
Kira: HA! You killed Cardassians. You served them.
Quark: I killed them through liver failure and bad decisions. You have your way, I have mine.
Frankie Chestnuts ATTITUDE:
You know it when you see it.
Frankie Chestnuts STAR FLEET GENERAL ORDER #14
No member of the United Federation of Planets shall pound the crap out of a Ferengi within the full view of the public.
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Why your romance with Odo? What is so awesome about him?''
Kira: ''He is exceptionally flexible.''
Quark: ''Now I regret that I have asked...''
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "Major, you're sexy when you get angry."
Kira: "I get angry when you are here."
Quark: "Isn't it great that it works out like that."
Bird of Prey Kira: ''What is that stench? It makes me wrinkle my nose!''
Quark: ''Me too!''
Miss Marple It's NOT animal attraction... It is real magnets, and my earing.

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