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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Klingon: ''What is written on that ship's hull? USS En... ti.., no Enter... pru... pre... Oh, to Gre'thor with it, I really do need glasses!'' |
| Name | Caption |
| Cyrus Ramsay | With those shoulder pads this must be "Star Trek: Dynasty". |
| MR.X | Hmmm..... My teeth are looking good , my ridges are clean and my hair ......sniff ....sniff....smells just fine. |
| Admiral Dunsel | Bruce Jenner finally completes his transition into becoming a Woman. |
| PegasusJF | Seeing that her desired mate was too fragile for the usual Klingon courting ritual, this Klingon tried a different approach. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Parental Nightmare #52 "Good evening Mr. Perkins... I'm B'Etor... I'm your daughter's date to the prom." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | B'Etor: "No, Quark... I DON'T want to make 14 slips of latinum the hard way!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | B'Etor: "It is a good day to floss." |
| Chromedome | Do my shoulders look big in this? |
| Chromedome | Please help doctor, my chainmail bikini is chafing me! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Where will YOU be when your prune juice kicks in? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #31: They have an irrational fear of dentists. |
| Graeme A Carter | Maybe it'll be ok. Maybe there won't be an S in her name... ''Lursssssa, House of Durassssssss.'' I need a sonic shower. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #7: B'Etor played goalie on her college shot putt team. |
| Bird of Prey | ''petaQ'' is such popular Klingon insult because you can say it and spit in disgust at the same time. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #87: As young girls, the sisters starred on a long running Klingon children's show: "Where on Qo'noS is B'Etor Sandiego?". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #11: Lursa is an accomplished dressmaker AND blacksmith. |
| Mailman | Just found out her Bird of Prey got repossessed. |
| Captain Redbeard | Quiet, slaves! I am tired of your "Master B'Etor" jokes! |
| The Geek | Even their sneezes are violent and bloody. |
| Bird of Prey | For SOME REASON, mirrors never became popular amongst the Klingons. |
| Jim | You you thought that Brits had bad teeth... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Austin Powers: "That's not your mother... it's a man, baby!" *Female Klingon punches Austin.* Austin Powers: "You must admit she is rather mannish. Really... if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick." *Female Klingon punches Austin.* |
| Miss Marple | Klingon Affirmations: I am good enough, … and EVERYBODY likes me. |
| Miss Marple | I just got Rolling Stones' tickets! |
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