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| Name | Caption |
| hfs.aphelion | Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Badges??? We don't need no STINKING BADGES!!!" |
| Miss Marple | Doctor: I can treat that bloody nose immediately, the attitude adjustment will take much longer, ...probably requiring more bloodied noses. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "Lt. Carey, if you don't shut up and sit down, I'm going to have to give you some of the Captain's coffee... It always seems to calm HER down." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "Gesundheit!! ...also EEEWW!" |
| Miss Marple | IT'S A BLOODY NOSE! So why do you have to KEEP CHECKING my prostate?!?! |
| The Geek | Just to shake things up, the EMH becomes the nature of the medical emergency. |
| The Geek | Just to shake things up, the EMH becomes the nature of the medical emergency. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Stereotypical pissed off Irishman..... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!! |
| mikey | "I want that moustache back NOW, dammit!" |
| mikey | "Cocaine problem?! The hell?! Who has a cocaine problem?! I don't see anyone around here with a cocaine problem?! What cocaine problem?! |
| Miss Marple | And then when I said: "That DOESN'T make your ass look big, she hit me AGAIN!" |
| Exodore | PLEASE! MAKE SHATNER STOP SIGNING! |
| AJ | So, let me get this straight: You have a half-Klingon assistant, and you got into an argument with her, and then the argument got physical. Exactly which in this progression of events seemed like a good idea? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Another graduate of the "Miles O'Brien School of Crazy Friggin Irishmen". |
| C. W. Perkins | EMH: I don't care if you are Irish. Mixing Romulan Ale with Klingon Blood Wine is never a good idea. |
| The Geek | Foreground: Frankie Chestnuts. Background: The Geek. Not pictured: Mr. President. |
| N'tran DS 12 | We are in orbit, thousands of miles above the planet. These are nosebleed seats |
| Bird of Prey | Where no(se) man has gone before! |
| C. W. Perkins | Carey: I just love going to these concerts, but I hate it having to leave in the middle with these nose bleeds. Can you help me Doc? EMH: Sure, I can help you. Spend a little more for your tickets so you don't have to sit in the nosebleed section. |
| Captain Redbeard | In the 24th century, power drills look a lot like nose hair trimmers. |
| Horta not Vorta | Star Trek 3.5... The Search for Snot. |
| DBB | "I was applying my lipstick when the ship jolted and I smeared it." "Lipstick?" "I mean, I was fighting a bear. This is blood because I was fighting a bear." "Right..." |
| mwhittington | Janeway: Lt. Carey, let that cut under your nose heal. Carey: Captain, are you telling me to shut up? Janeway: No, you have a cut under your nose, and you should have it treated by the Doctor. |
| jg | The Emh masters yet another human trait, the photobomb. |
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