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Caption Competition

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22 May 2005

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Winner

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Dahie "I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus!"

Special Mention

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me,myself and I "Two of these things are not like the others, two of theses things just don't belong..."
Micuu Kirk: Now is there anybody else who has something better to do then my little plan of marching up and down the square?
Scott: Well, I do have this wee bottle o' scotch...
Scott Bates "THIS IS MY PHASER, THIS IS MY GUN!
THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING, THIS ONE'S FOR FUN!!"
"Sir! Yes sir!"
"THIS IS MY PHASER, THIS IS MY GUN!
THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING, THIS ONE'S FOR FUN!!"
"Sir! Yes sir!"
Bryan Moore Bashir just couldn't help but be amused that to his right, an Irishman, a Russian, and a Scottsman really did just walk out of a bar.
DanielB "I know the names of each and every man on this ship! ...who the hell are you?"
CrazyQzed Now I know two of you guys were digitally inserted into this shot. I demand to know who it is before I go back to the original DVD collection to determine who was originally here because when I get back there'll be a lot of tribble trouble to pay.
Dustin We are not leaving until someone tells me why the dude from Con-air is here!
Bill L. I sent 10 guys on shore leave - how'd I get 12 back?
Mikey Riverdance of the 23rd century
Silent Bob "Right, that's IT! I'm fed up with Starships, I'm going to move to Boston and become a lawyer!"
Kulatu Kirk: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to travel back in time and KILL Captain Archer!!! Bastard...stealing all my Orion Slave Girls...
BikerWolf "I know one of you is preventing me from winning the Caption Competition, and I want to know WHO!"
Griddles Kirk: Alright. Whoever sabotaged my Golden Globe nomination, step forward NOW!
DanielB Kirk: "One of you took my fwend Biggus Dickus, from the first caption comp. I want him BACK, do you understand me?? Or no more green women and tommyguns!"
Silent Bob Kirk : "Four hundred and twenty nine, four hundred and thirty, four hundred and thirty one, four hundred and thirty two... right, we DEFINITELY have two extra crewmen here, what the hell's going on?"
=NoPoet= Bashir: How come this ship is less advanced than Archer's NX-01?

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