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Frankie Chestnuts Q: "YOU WILL NOW ANSWER TO THE GRIEVOUS SAVAGERY CHARGE AGAINST HUMANITY!"
Picard: "Absolutely... As long as YOU answer to the grievous savagery charge against FASHION!"

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kent Do you LOOOVE my boots or what? I totally got them half off at the mall!!
pravda Do you have a little Captain in you? Do you... oh, you are a Captain. Well, this got awkward.
Frankie Chestnuts "Anyone seen a peg leg around here? ...Anyone?"
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Q... I don't know where you got the idea, but I'm not gay... I'm French."
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "NOOOO... I don't think the feather cap is 'over the top'. I just adds to the whole ensemble... That breast plate and cod piece and knee-high boots... That feather cap sure isn't OVER THE TOP."
Miss Marple The Q spared no expense when it came to authenticity... Even his cod piece was made with real cod.
Bird of Prey Q: ''Avast! Because of your refusal to parrrr-ticipate in celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day, one of your scurvy crewmen will have to walk the plank! Arrr!''
Picard: ''Who?''
Q: ''Tasha Yarrrrrrr!''
Miss Marple Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your brain-sapping "rap music"!
Miss Marple Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your jazz-hand clapping "musical theatre"!
Miss Marple Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your toe-tapping "rock-a-billy tunes"!
Miss Marple Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your tooth-gapping "country AND western crooning"!
Miss Marple Picard to self: ToupĂ©, or not toupĂ©?
Frankie Chestnuts Well into the 23rd century, dressing up like a "Nancy-Boy" was a well respected and noble vocation.
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Nice hat."
Q: "Nice hair."
Picard: "Nice boots."
Q: "Nice accent."
Picard: "Nice breastplate."
Riker (Off screen): "Would you two like to be alone?"
Picard and Q: "NO!!"
Merat Q later appeared in Picard's quarters in that same stance... wearing only the hat.
Frankie Chestnuts Q: "If you want to BE im-POtent, you've got to LOOK im-POtent."
Picard: "No worries there..."
Treksdot Picard: Interesting, when watching in HD you can actually make out your cod piece.
Q: That's what you notice?

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