Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Reed: ''It's so romantic out here. Do you feel it too?'' Mayweather: ''What?'' Reed: ''Um, nothing.'' *awkward silence* Mayweather: ''I'll better go back to the ship.''

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Miss Marple	Lost. In SPAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts	Reed: "I'm confused... This phase cannon appears to be perfectly fine... Why would the Captain send us out here? Archer: "APRIL FOOLS!" *Access door slams closed behind them*
Mr. President	Remember: just because you're in deep space, it doesn't mean there won't be any spacesuit-wearing Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your airlock.
PegasusJF	When ever there is a big party on the Enterprise there are always some unlucky souls that need to keep an eye out for cops.
Sovereign	Travis: "Lieutenant, what does this sticker on my EV suit say?" Reed: "Let me see, it says: Warning! If you can read this, you have removed your helmet."
Jedi with a phaser	Reed:"Okay, maybe it was bad idea to name one of the shuttlepods S.S. Minnow." Mayweather:"YOU THINK?!"
jg	Reed: I don't know either, but that blue Police Box has been following us for the last three days.
Miss Marple	It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,...IN SPAAAAAAACE
Miss Marple	Reed: This suit is filthy. How is yours? Travis: It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience. Reed: ENOUGH with the "Taxi Driver" shis!
Miss Marple	Travis: Loneliness has followed me my whole life... The days go on and on... they don't end. I'm God's lonely man... Reed: Shut up, and no more trips to the armoury for you.
Miss Marple	Travis: do you like Swedish movies? Reed: I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Frankie Chestnuts	In the not to distant future, protection from sexually transmitted diseases got... well, let's just say, a little carried away.
Frankie Chestnuts	Here we see the last two remaining contestants in the Third Annual, Enterprise, "LET'S SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO WITHOUT SHOWERING" contest.
Frankie Chestnuts	Here we see the last two remaining contestants in the Third Annual, Enterprise, "LET'S SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO WITHOUT SHOWERING" contest. . The spacesuits became a requirement after last years competition when Malcolm lasted six weeks and was eventually banned from the bridge.
Rylan Sato	BROOOOOOOMANCE!
Frankie Chestnuts	Mayweather: "Lieutenant... I really don't think you have that helmet on correctly." Reed: "GASP.. GASP!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	The Ambiguously Gay Duo..... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts	Reed: "Blah, blah... *fart joke*. Blah blah, blah blah blah." Mayweather: "Blah blah, BLAH!! Blah blah *fart joke*!! Reed: "*Fart joke*?" Mayweather: "*Fart joke*?? Blah, blah blah *FART JOKE*!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Reed: "Ensign... Is that your hand on my ass?" Mayweather: "NO SIR!!" Reed: "Sorry... You know, Ensign... You COULD put it there." Mayweather: "!"
jg	Where will you be when your Irritable Bowel Syndrome starts acting up.
Frankie Chestnuts	Reed: "Wow... This is interesting. Does the inside of your suit have this label: 'WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, and birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash well after wearing.'?" Mayweather: "No.... Maybe it's referring to you."
Miss Marple	Reed: You know- Mayweather: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Reed: Yes, I was saying- Mayweather: I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING - IT'S ALL STATICKY-N-STUFF. MAYBE IT'S A SOLAR FLARE? I'M ONLY HEARING NOISE. ( to self: if I keep this up maybe he will just shut UP!) Reed: I - Mayweather: IT'S GODAWFUL LOUD!!!!!!
Miss Marple	And LAST in the three legged race -LETS GIVE'EM A BIG HAND FOLKS!!!!.....
Miss Marple	Travis, giggling... Reed: Travis when I said "commando" I was referring to the mission. I did NOT mean you should take your underware off!

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