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The Geek Once again, we see Star Trek nudity gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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Frankie Chestnuts Phlox (to self): "Hmmmm... Let's see...
Studly body... Check.
Erotic book of alien insects... Check.
No clothes... Check.
Won't T'Pol be surprised!"
Frankie Chestnuts Billingsley: "I thought you said it was 'Sweeps Week'?"
Director: "I wasn't talking to you."
Frankie Chestnuts Unfortunately for the remainder of the crew, Phlox's daily constitutional to the Decon Chamber was... Distracting.
Frankie Chestnuts Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place... Phlox keeps them in a box.
Frankie Chestnuts Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place... Phlox keeps his digitally.
The Geek Star Trek Enterprise: Where the men are naked, the women are not, and the dog is scared.
jg No, i don't have a gambling problem, Why would you ask?
mwhittington Phlox really got into the old Earth reality show Survivor. Can you guess who inspired him?
Frankie Chestnuts Phlox was so concerned about his scans of Ensign Mayweather that he rushed to the Captain without putting his clothes back on...
.
Wait a second...
sentinel64 Doctor Phlox always had two problem that got him in trouble. 1) He likes to sleep in the nude; 2) he walks in his sleep.
Frankie Chestnuts Phlox: "My Darlin'...
I can't get enough of your love, Babe.
Girl...
I don't know, I don't know whyyyy,
Can't get enough of your love, Babe."
Frankie Chestnuts Phlox: "That's the last time I drink seven shots of Romulan Ale on a bet... Damn that Trip."
Frankie Chestnuts Heading over to the Weekly Rave, DJ Phat Phlox was hoping the crew was too hyped up on Ecstasy to notice his lack of clothes.
Frankie Chestnuts DJ Phat Phlox, heading over to the Weekly Enterprise Rave with his Discs and his Ecstasy.
Frankie Chestnuts DJ Phat Phlox, heading over to the Weekly Enterprise Rave with his Discs and his Ecstasy...
.
...and without his pants.
Frankie Chestnuts Unlike his fellow actors from Enterprise, John Billingsley cleverly maintained the rights to his character, Phlox... And was able to propel himself into stardom in the budding genre of "Sci-Fi Porn".
Frankie Chestnuts Sci-Fi Porn... Not for everyone.
Frankie Chestnuts Insecto-Erotica:
Not for the faint of heart.
...or anyone else for that matter.
Frankie Chestnuts Wait a sec... This guy has THREE WIVES?
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: "Tom... Did you hear about Phlox? He just got back from Risa with a new tattoo. He chose some un-Godly insect... and you won't believe where he put it. He's so proud... He's showing off to everyone on the ship. Wait a second... here he comes now."
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: "Tom... Did you hear about Phlox? He just got back from Risa with a new tattoo. He chose some un-Godly insect... and you won't believe where he put it. He's so proud... He's showing off to everyone on the ship. Wait a second... here he comes now."
Tom: "Hey Doc- AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!"
The Geek Oh yeah, ladies. He's single.
The Geek If Spock saw this, he would have determined this was a time for a colorful metaphor.
mwhittington Star Trek already had The Naked Now and The Naked Time, but this should've been titled The Naked Never!

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