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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | She packed my bags... ...last night, pre-flight... . Zero hour... Nine a.m.... . And I'm gonna be... ...hiiiiigh... . ...as a kite by then. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Look at those lips! |
| Ktasay | I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Roddenberry! |
| epclarkson | In a '3rd Rock from the Sun' reunion special, the Big Giant Head returns.... |
| epclarkson | "I will be Denny Crane." |
| nerd86 | Shatner: Wait. Do you see that Leonard? Do you see what I see? Nimoy: No. What is it Bill? Shatner: Your career fading away in my rear view mirror! In your face! I think I'll go win another Emmy. HA HA HA!! |
| BigMac1212 | Evil Kirk(thinking): If I'm an evil twin, where the hell is my goatee?!?! |
| drow | Kirk: "I've got a FEVER... and the only CURE is MORE COWBELL!" |
| drow | Kirk: "Makeup!" Makeup: "Yes, Mr. Shatner?" Kirk: "You're fired." |
| drow | Kirk: "I'm Batman." |
| anthony23 | "Who said I overact?"...."WHO?" |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "Slight change of mission, guys! Out of necessity, we have to seek out new LIGHT and new civilizations now." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | With the new Blu-Ray episodes, not only can we see pores and razor rash, but the fraying seams in the costumes and a real good look at Bill's toupee line. |
| The Geek | "Captain's log, supplemental. I know they are out there... waiting... probably laughing. I must find their master, the entity known as Kennedy. I must shut down his Caption Competition! ... GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAMMM!!!!" |
| DBB | Kirk to self: Damn, I'm pretty. |
| nerd86 | Kirk's one regret in life was that he couldn't have sex with himself. |
| nerd86 | Maybe its natural, or maybe its Maybelline. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "I want to live like common people." Bones: "Sure you do, Jim" Kirk: "I want to do whatever common people do." Scotty: "You tell 'em Captain." Kirk: "I want to sleep with common people." Sulu: "I'm relatively common." |
| ZebulaNebula | Kirk: Scotty, get up here! I flushed and the **** lights went out! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnificooooooooooo |
| Tiberius | Shatner went to any lengths to ensure that his lips were as smoochable as possible. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Digitally remastered and larger than life. |
| nerd86 | He has to avert his eyes when he looks in the mirror because not even Kirk can stare down Kirk. |
| nerd86 | Director: Cut! Bill! You're not even in this scene! Do you mind?! Shatner: No, not at all. Do you need me closer to the camera? |
| drow | Nobody minded when Shatner demanded control of his character. Nobody cared when he demanded approval of the scripts. But they drew the line at his lighting and makeup calls. |
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