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| Name | Caption |
| Guybrush | "You have precisely twelve thousand eight hundred and fifty two dots on your ceiling tiles." |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Please sir, may I have another." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Bark for me T'Pol. BARK FOR ME!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol is subjected to one of the most horrific tortures in the universe: Vuvuzelas!! |
| nerd86 | Brannon suggested hiring a beautiful woman for the obligatory Vulcan on the Enterprise crew. Braga suggested they use an animatronic blow up doll instead. Executives at Paramount refuse to answer who won the argument that day... |
| nerd86 | Phase 2 of the Scientology initiation process. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | 'Relaxation spa treatments' lasted well into the 22nd century. However, relaxation to Vulcans means something very different. |
| Rylan Sato | T'Pol's Stephen Hawking impression |
| Fuzzy | It is the year 2000. Berman and Braga had scoured the cemeteries looking for the ideal parts for their means of revitalizing the franchise. And soon, with the lightning, their creation would LIVE! |
| Sondak | Just a little off the top please, and watch the ears this time. |
| Ty.G | Alien 1: How did she die? Alien 2: I don't know! All I did was take her blood pressure! |
| JI | T'Pol should have known better then to let Trip perform neuro pressure on her without proper training. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Seventy four hyposprays on the wall... seventy four hyposprays... Take one down, shoot out the drug, seventy three hyposprays on the wall. Seventy three hyposprays on the wall..." |
| Ithekro | VOICE: What is the last thing you remember? T'POL: I was at the signing. Captain Archer was giving his speech, and then a voice saying "End Program". |
| Kent | K, fine, but could SOMEBODY wipe the drool from my mouth? I can't move anything below thing. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Please... No more.... Please... Just stop... No more episodes... NO MORE EPISODES!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Does this necklace make my ass look fat?" |
| Franlie Chestnuts | Jolene undergoes yet another silicone injection. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jolene undergoes yet another ennui injection. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Bring out the gimp." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "I guess that mind-melding with Porthos was not such a good idea..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jolene: "Most 'casting couches' have at least SOME padding." |
| epclarkson | "It puts the lotion on it's skin, or we shocks the collar again." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Round Head ..Square collar |
| DBB | "Congratulations! You just sat through all of Star Trek V!" "Kill...me..." |
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