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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | "(sob) Okay, so the ship is more advanced than the one from the Original Series. So? (sob) And so what if we have a black guy that hardly talks and a captain that always gets his ass kicked. Is that any reason to cancel us? (wailing now) I DON'T WANNA GET CANCELLED!!" (cries uncontrollably) |
| Name | Caption |
| Mikey | "Yech! I must have caught something from that old streetwalker that Bashir pushed on me in last week's comp!" |
| DBB | *sobbing* what do you mean 'we've been cancelled'? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Why would he tell me to rub the Tarkalean onion IN my eyes?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Malcolm: *cough* "Yes, very nice, Chef. Maybe you could cut back on the garlic? Just a touch." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Don Malcolm: "I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way." *Sniff* "Look how they massacred my boy..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "MALCOLM! Stop making that face or it will stay that way." |
| nerd86 | A kick to the groin in artificial-G is, however, just as successful as one would hope. |
| Mr. President | Reed: "What's wrong with me, doctor?" Phlox: "I'm afraid it's the beginning symptoms of the Phage. You seem to have caught it from the Vidiian from last week's caption competition." |
| nerd86 | He's crying because he got turned down for the role in the next Bond movie he was auditioning for: Lacey Honeybottom. |
| PegasusJF | Nope, even in the 22nd century they haven't invented a hair waxing product that isn't excruciating for men. |
| The Geek | Malcolm: "ATCHOO!" Phlox: "Tissue?" Malcolm: "Yes, I know." |
| Bird of Prey | Malcolm: "It smells awful in here! Does no one ever get the idea to open a window? Oh wait... Vacuum of space and such, I always keep forgetting that detail..." |
| pravda | And then ... the Klingons interred me in a womens prison! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Holy Crap Doctor! Be careful!! Does every crew member need to undergo a rectal exam? Phlox: "Yes. Even the Captain. I'm thinking of changing the required frequency to monthly." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Holy Crap Doctor! Be careful!! Does every crew member need to undergo a rectal exam? Phlox: "Yes Mr. Reed. Everyone." Reed: "Jeez!! Are you trying to check my tonsils from down there?" Phlox: "Just being thorough." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Malcolm: "...and then he told me he had more lines than I do. I hate him so much." Phlox: "Now, now Lieutenant. Mr. Mayweather does not have more lines than you. He's much bigger and stronger, but he does NOT have more lines." |
| Merat | Beetlesnuff was NOT a success outside of Ferengi space. |
| LeSmurf | "Have you seen my dignity, I seem to have lost it..." |
| TS | "I only wanted to become an actor! *sniff* That's all I ever wanted to do! *sniff sniff* And now it's ruined by this God-awful show! *sobs* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Share Your Most Horrific Childhood Memory Night" was not as big a success as one might think. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Don't you give me that look. You know the look I mean. Oh, you are in so much in trouble Mister." |
| nerd86 | Batman's villains keep getting dumber: here is his latest arch nemesis Mr. Sneeze. |
| The Geek | T'Pol: "Captain Archer never told you what happened to your father." Malcolm: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" T'Pol: "No: I am your father!" Malcolm: "NNNNOOOOO... wait..." |
| mckinneyc | Please Pholox not another enemaaaaaaaaaa |
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