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11 Apr 2010

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The Geek "(sob) Okay, so the ship is more advanced than the one from the Original Series. So? (sob) And so what if we have a black guy that hardly talks and a captain that always gets his ass kicked. Is that any reason to cancel us? (wailing now) I DON'T WANNA GET CANCELLED!!" (cries uncontrollably)

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Mikey "Yech! I must have caught something from that old streetwalker that Bashir pushed on me in last week's comp!"
DBB *sobbing* what do you mean 'we've been cancelled'?
Frankie Chestnuts "Why would he tell me to rub the Tarkalean onion IN my eyes?"
Frankie Chestnuts Malcolm: *cough* "Yes, very nice, Chef. Maybe you could cut back on the garlic? Just a touch."
Frankie Chestnuts Don Malcolm: "I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way." *Sniff* "Look how they massacred my boy..."
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "MALCOLM! Stop making that face or it will stay that way."
nerd86 A kick to the groin in artificial-G is, however, just as successful as one would hope.
Mr. President Reed: "What's wrong with me, doctor?"
Phlox: "I'm afraid it's the beginning symptoms of the Phage. You seem to have caught it from the Vidiian from last week's caption competition."
nerd86 He's crying because he got turned down for the role in the next Bond movie he was auditioning for: Lacey Honeybottom.
PegasusJF Nope, even in the 22nd century they haven't invented a hair waxing product that isn't excruciating for men.
The Geek Malcolm: "ATCHOO!"
Phlox: "Tissue?"
Malcolm: "Yes, I know."
Bird of Prey Malcolm: "It smells awful in here! Does no one ever get the idea to open a window? Oh wait... Vacuum of space and such, I always keep forgetting that detail..."
pravda And then ... the Klingons interred me in a womens prison!
Frankie Chestnuts Reed: "Holy Crap Doctor! Be careful!! Does every crew member need to undergo a rectal exam?
Phlox: "Yes. Even the Captain. I'm thinking of changing the required frequency to monthly."
Frankie Chestnuts Reed: "Holy Crap Doctor! Be careful!! Does every crew member need to undergo a rectal exam?
Phlox: "Yes Mr. Reed. Everyone."
Reed: "Jeez!! Are you trying to check my tonsils from down there?"
Phlox: "Just being thorough."
Frankie Chestnuts Malcolm: "...and then he told me he had more lines than I do. I hate him so much."
Phlox: "Now, now Lieutenant. Mr. Mayweather does not have more lines than you. He's much bigger and stronger, but he does NOT have more lines."
Merat Beetlesnuff was NOT a success outside of Ferengi space.
LeSmurf "Have you seen my dignity, I seem to have lost it..."
TS "I only wanted to become an actor! *sniff* That's all I ever wanted to do! *sniff sniff* And now it's ruined by this God-awful show! *sobs*
Frankie Chestnuts "Share Your Most Horrific Childhood Memory Night" was not as big a success as one might think.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "Don't you give me that look. You know the look I mean. Oh, you are in so much in trouble Mister."
nerd86 Batman's villains keep getting dumber: here is his latest arch nemesis Mr. Sneeze.
The Geek T'Pol: "Captain Archer never told you what happened to your father."
Malcolm: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
T'Pol: "No: I am your father!"
Malcolm: "NNNNOOOOO... wait..."
mckinneyc Please Pholox not another enemaaaaaaaaaa

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