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| Name | Caption |
| tlbs101 | Pike: A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head. HA Talosian! The illusion is on you. Yeoman Colt dyes her hair. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Pike: "Well, the big brunette is a nice choice, and the red head's a little ball of fire. Talosians: "And the blond?" Pike: "You wouldn't want her. She looks good on the outside, but she's got quite a few miles on her." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | To her horror, Vina realized that she and the Talosian were wearing the same designer. |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Talosian: "Your name will also go in the book, what is it ?". Number 1: "Don't tell him Pike" |
| Foxbat | Pike: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Talosian: What? Pike: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. |
| Foxbat | Kirk Seduction Maneuver: Strike Talosian in head and pop head. Allow Talosian to rip shirt while in his death throes. Start with the tall one, ravage the mid size, and have a little desert with the skirt. |
| Fuzzy | And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! |
| Mr. President | "Stay completely still. Its vision is based on movement..." |
| Mr. President | Pike: "You still think human women have it bad, Number One? This poor creature is pregnant in its HEAD!" |
| tlbs101 | Talosian: Please make your choice, captain. Pike: Beeeeeeeep |
| Guybrush | Pike: That's the second largest brain tumor I've ever seen! |
| The Geek | Talosian: "Does this robe make my butt look big?" Pike: "Well, maybe not your butt..." |
| Will Deker | I didn't know Ray Liotta played Christopher Pike... |
| tlbs101 | Captain Pike, his libido caged. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | An Amazon, a starship captain, a bimbo, a hooker and one of those aliens from "MARS ATTACKS!" walk into a bar... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Talosian: "Stop it guys. Stop staring! Guys!! STOP IT! That's really uncomfortable! GUYS!! STOP STARING!!" |
| The Geek | Though oblivious to the coincidence, these five have just pantomimed a ratings chart for "Star Trek: Enterprise". |
| Captain Redbeard | On the planet Talos, TV watches you! |
| The Geek | Pike: "So that's it?" Talosian: "Yes." Number One: "So the Answer to Life, the Universe..." Pike: "... and Everything..." Number One: "... is 42." Talosian: "I thought about very carefully." Pike: "We're going to get lynched, aren't we?" |
| nerd86 | Pike: You monster! Let us out of here! Talosian: We will, after the mating is complete. Pike: The mating? Talosian: Yes. I'm afraid we require you to impregnate every woman on this planet, starting with these four. Pike: Well, I could stay a bit longer... Number one: Captain! Pike: Always willing to help out, civic duty, the greater good, and what not. |
| Merat | By now Kirk would have seduced both the blond and the redhead, kicked the alien in the head, and taught everyone the true meaning of personal responsibility. |
| nerd86 | One of these women is real, one is a figment of your imagination, and the other is a man. Choose wisely. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crossover Movie Idea: "Amazon Women from Mars Attacks!" |
| tlbs101 | Menage a cinq |
| The Geek | Talosian: "...and you, Captain Pike, shall lose the abilty to walk in the very near future." Number One: "Hah! Loser!" Talosian: "You, Number One, shall not even make it past the pilot episode." Number One: "Aw, dammit..." |
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