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drow Trip: "Mmm... yeah, that's good. Rub me hard, Porthos."
T'pol: "Porthos?"

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Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "This does not appear to be regulation Decontamination Ointment."
Trip: "Yeah, that's it."
T'Pol: "But it is marked 'K-Y Jelly'."
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "By the way, what is the melting point of silicone?"
T'Pol: "Why do you ask?"
Mr. President T'Pol: "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. My hand to your..."
Trip: "Oh, my GOD!"
igr56uk The latest Vulcan immobalisation technique, the Vulcan Hand Job
timblewee Tucker: I swear If that finger "just" slips in again I'll beat you like red haired step child!
PegasusJF In the next scene there will be a lot of hugging, and squeezing, and name changes to George.
The Geek LESBIANS IN SPAAA... oh, that's right, Trip is actually a guy.
The Geek Trip: "Yes, as a matter of fact I do like movies about gladiators. Why?"
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Are you sure you have to take my temperature rectally?"
T'Pol: "No. It is just more enjoyable when I do it this way."
Trip: "Maybe for YOU."
drow Trip: "That's not decontamination gel, is it?"
T'pol: "No, it is not."
Trip: "And you're not really T'pol, are you?"
T'pol: "No, I am not."
Trip: "I'm actually hallucinating, trapped within a virtual reality, while my body is used as a pencil cup by some nightmarish, tentacled alien bureaucrat, aren't I?"
T'pol: "Very perceptive. Would you like me to rub more gel on you?"
Trip: "Yeah, why not. How's the captain?"
T'pol: "He was delicious."
drow Trip: "You know what would make this really sexy?"
T'pol: "No, what?"
Trip: "I don't either, actually. I'm just really awkward with girls."
drow Trip: "You know what would make this really sexy?"
T'pol: "No, what?"
Trip: "Sex."
T'pol: "Let me know how that works out for you."
drow Trip: "You know what would make this really sexy?"
T'pol: "A man?"
N'tran DS 12 Decontamination with double D's
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: How long did Phlox say we had to stay in here?
T'Pol: Until the end of 'Sweeps Week'.
nerd86 For Trip... a dream come true.
For T'Pol... 'I'm sorry I just vomited a little in my mouth.'
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Rub harder for better ratings..."
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "Are you certain this is part of the decontamination process?"
Trip: "Absolutely! Now do the front."
Mr. President T'Pol: "You haven't updated your Facebook status to 'Trip is in a relationship with T'Pol'. Why haven't you updated your Facebook status to 'Trip is in a relationship with T'Pol'? And who's that girl who's tagged you in all those pictures?"
Mr. President T'Pol: "Ask me if I'm familiar with physical forms of pleasure."
Trip: "What?"
T'Pol: "Ask me."
Trip: "Okay. Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?"
T'Pol: "If you are referring to sexuality--"
Trip: "I would guess so. I'm not really sure."
T'Pol: --if you are referring to sexuality, I am practised in multiple techniques."
Trip: "Oh. Okay."
T'Pol: "Now ask me how long it has been since I have used them."
Trip: "Okay. How long has it been since you used them?"
T'Pol: "Six years, three hundred and sixty-four days, twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes and an odd number of seconds."
Trip: "So as near as makes no difference seven years, then? Wait a minute...SEVEN YEARS?!"
T'Pol: "Don't worry, this won't hurt. Not for the first couple of hours, anyway."
drow T'pol: "In order to apply decontamination gel, I will have to touch you. This is done strictly to meet the requirements of decontamination, and is not sexual. Do I have your permission to touch you?"
Trip: "Not when you put it like that, no."
drow Riker: "I'm in the holochamber, Counselor. Reviewing incidents involving the crew of the NX-01 Enterprise and leading to the founding of the Federation. Yes, I assure you it's relevant, whatever the computer says."
Captain 8472 Trip: Why are you not wearing pants?
T'Pol: Why are you not touching me?
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "Remember Mr. Tucker. What happens in the decontamination chamber, stays in the decontamination chamber."

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