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| Name | Caption |
| Bodhi | Kirk: "Scotty, What's your tricorder telling you?" Scotty: "I'm not sure Captain, it's all Greek to me." |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | An early artist's rendition of Spinal Tap's "Stonehenge" bit. |
| nerd86 | Kirk: I've seen bigger. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Yes, yes, very impressive. Who is your gardener?" |
| The Prophet | Apollo: "So my agent says he has a big part for me, just show up and it's mine." |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "What is this??" Chekov: "I think, I can explain Sir. I have contacted a food delivery service and was just about to order a 'big caesar salad'. But the connection broke down just after 'caesar'..." |
| Jo | Well will ya look at that. That's the bluest sky I've ever seen. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "I have just one question. Why do you have such a small picnic table?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Female Lt.: "Dear Lord! His skirt is shorter than mine!" |
| Broccili | Red Shirt: Oh no, not again. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Booming voice from above: "APOLLO!! You pick up your toys and get in here THIS INSTANT!" |
| nerd86 | Kirk: Well, you know what they say, 'when in rome'... *takes off pants and tears shirt* Bones: You're always just looking for a reason aren't you? |
| nerd86 | Kirk's ego became so massive that it tore itself from his chest and turned itself into a Roman Pantheonic God. Riker is still jealous. |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Don't call me tiny." |
| igr56uk | Supersize me !!!!! |
| Acid | Sulu: So, You Like Gladiator Movies? |
| Captain Reynolds | Apollo: "Greetings! I am Biggus..." Everyone Else: "DON'T SAY IT!" |
| zDarby | Scotty: "Ach! Tell me your nea a'wear'n tha' kilt regimental!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Bones, beam on down. I need you to perform a rectal exam. ... and bring along a ladder... ... and 100 kilos of K-Y Jelly... ... and Mr. Sulu... ... and a flashlight..." |
| Merat | World's most terrifying upskirt. |
| nerd86 | Bones: Why is it every planet we go to just so happens to be related to Earths past? The gangster planet, the Nazi planet, the Roman planet, the post-apocalyptic Coms and Yangs, and now here we have a freaking Greek god! I mean you'd think that the chances of this stuff happening just once would be several trillion to one, but NO! Kirk: So what's your point Bones? |
| SteveWD | Yeah, but can he dribble? |
| Exodore | Kirk: What is he smilling about?!?!? Bones: I dont know... Where is Sulu? ... Sulu: Helloooooooooooooooo! |
| Bird of Prey | Apollo: "Sacrifice me a virgin!" Kirk: "I doubt that you'll find any virgins on MY ship..." |
| Bird of Prey | Apollo (to Kirk) : "Priapus? Is that you?" |
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