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Frankie Chestnuts Big Vulcan: "Don't call me tiny."
Cyrus Ramsay Director:"When I said 'cut', I didn't mean...never mind, I think Nimoy has a twin brother."
Frankie Chestnuts Bones to Kirk (whispering): "Look Jim, he's wearing a skirt."
Kirk: "I noticed. I'd laugh at him if it wasn't for that HUGE blade... and I think he works out... and he must outweigh me by 50 lbs... and I think I crapped my pants."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "And I thought human foreplay was excessive."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "What do you mean our table isn't ready? We have a reservation for 2 at noon. I called ahead and double checked. This is entirely unacceptable. I'd like to talk to the matre'd."
Bones: "Oh Jim, it's alright. Please don't make a scene again."
AJ Say hello to my little friend!
drow MORTAL COMBAT!!
drow "Bones, remind me to decline Spock's invitation to Vulcan Christmas Caroling next year."
tlbs101 Spock, his time Amok; Kirk, his time amuck.
Silent Bob Biggus Dickus: The Jewish Years
nerd86 For McCoy... A terrifying life or death ordeal.
For Kirk... Thursday.
SlideMan Two men enter, one man leave
Frankie Chestnuts Big Guard: "What did I tell you about talking about Fight Club?"
drow "It's okay, ma'am. We have captions. We're from the Internet."
Cuntbuckets Look at my enormous chopper! It's enough to make you go "T'pring!"
Foxbat "THIS is how you get the last of the mayo out of the jar, Captain..."
tlbs101 Kirk: Bones, can't you do anything to stop this tragedy?
McCoy: Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not an American Gladiator!
Mr. President "Bones, what does he mean 'there can be only one'?"
Mr. President VULCAN: "Which of you is James Kirk?"
KIRK: (points at McCoy) "He is."
McCOY: "Jim!"
KIRK: "I told you, I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
The Geek Not wanting to be outdone, Kirk just LOOKS for a reason to rip off his shirt.
nerd86 Kirk: Menh, I've seen bigger.
nerd86 Kirk: Well its been nice knowing you Spock, good luck with the Pon Farr. Scotty two to beam up.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Visit Vulcan he says. Beautiful weather he says. Fun activities he says...."
mwhittington Kirk: "You know what they say, Bones, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"

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