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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | "It is...it is green." |
| Name | Caption |
| startrek10 | Yes we have finally found the essence of the force! |
| TS | "Cool! Now they make Kool-Aid that glows in the dark!" |
| Foxbat | These scientists have found a way to turn urine into latinum... |
| nerd86 | With Kirk's Mojo we will be unstoppable!!! |
| nerd86 | Meh... still better than watching "The Final Frontier". |
| nerd86 | For Humans... a jar of green slime. For Aliens... must see tv. |
| The Geek | So is this the thing that can satiate desires both subtile and gross, or the thing to instill terrors as to freeze your soul? |
| drow | "Look into this isomagnetic resonance chamber of anti-polarized chronoton particles... when I count to three, you will be hypnotized." "You had me at 'anti-polarized'." |
| drow | One Alien, Two Alien, Red Alien, Blue Alien Alien with Thing, Thing of Green, Green Thing Scene, B'elanna is Mean |
| drow | One isomagnetic isolation cannister, 20 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Fifteen kilounits of Thalaron-Omega particles in vapor suspension, 50 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Telling them that it's "coffee", making this the best Delta-quadrant practical joke EVER... priceless. |
| Premonition_45 | Suddenly, the DITL servers crashed from an overload of "It is green" jokes. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Patient: "Here's my sample. What do you think?" Doctor: "I think we start you on antibiotics immediately. " |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Odo (off-screen): *sniff* "I always cry at these alien wedding services." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "This is a rare earth delicacy. It's called Jello." |
| Mr. President | PERCY: "I've done it, my Lord! I've discovered how to turn things into gold! Pure gold!" BLACKADDER: "You have? Show me!" PERCY: "Behold!" BLACKADDER: "Percy...it's green." PERCY: "Yes, my Lord!" BLACKADDER: "Now, look, Percy, I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but the color of gold...is gold. That's why it's called gold. What YOU have discovered, if it has a name, is some...Green." PERCY: "Oh, Edmund...can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green?" BLACKADDER: "Yes indeed, Percy, except that it's not really a nugget but more of a splat." PERCY: "Yes, my Lord. A splat today, but tomorrow, who knows, or dares to dream..." |
| Foxbat | THIS is the dowry your father offers for your hand in marriage? I think I'll pass. |
| Jonesy | "We've finally done it. We've created....SEA MONKEYS!" |
| OlderThanTOS | "Can you believe some primitive cultures simply throw their mucus away?" |
| The Geek | "Nope, no ratings in here, either..." |
| drow | "My god, it's full of SARS..." "I told you we should have grabbed the one labeled 'Swine Flu'" |
| ncc1701bulldog | "Well you asked him to provide a sperm sample." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien 1: "What did you say this was?" Alien 2: "Phlegm." Alien 1: "Phlegm? Where did it come from?" Alien 2: "A Tosk with flu-like symptoms." Alien 1: "Eeeeww!" |
| TS | "Are you sure this container is radiation proof?" |
| The Geek | "What do you suppose it is?" "I think it's called a 'plot device'." "Egad! I've heard about these things! Beam it into space!" |
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