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| Name | Caption |
| drow | The declining budgets of the show became obvious, as funny-forehead aliens were replaced with people with funny little drawings on their face and a towel over their heads. Even worse, it was often the same towel. |
| Name | Caption |
| Foxbat | (Enterprise Haiku) Immortal swordsman Looking for the writer who gave Mayweather lines. |
| Marlin Back | I am NOT falling for the old "There's a Tholian Death Spider on your chin" ploy! |
| Pudabudigada | As you can see, this actor's really dedicated, he can even play two roles simultaneously. Here he's doing stereotypical bad guy with goatee and prat with a towel on his head- AT THE SAME TIME!!! |
| Will Deker | Body art gone horribly awry...IN SPAAAACE |
| drow | "Great Bird, what have you done with the Inkian ambassador?" "CUT!" |
| Percy Pissflaps | "Archer...broken bow...get it?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Zorbal: "So Captain, do you like gladiator movies?" |
| Q | You can tell he's an alien. Clearly, humans don't have tatoos... |
| Bodhi | Worst. Mirror. Ever. |
| Unixrevolution | Yes, it's a very nice tattoo...but that doesn't change the fact that you can't take the towels from your stateroom. |
| Captain 8472 | "T'Pol to Archer. The sensors are detecting a large ego in your area." |
| Sylvester | Tell me again...what is this "Oil" you spoke of? |
| Mr. President | "And I suggest to you, captain, that whoever smelt it dealt it." |
| lexxonnet | Yes, my species is incapable of growing any facial hair. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer finally confronts the Smug-beast of Pompous IV. |
| Skipbear | Archer, "Guess the I-pod was a bad gift choice" |
| Skipbear | "Ok I admitt it. My only reason for me being here is to see you and Trip shirtless and sweaty". |
| Bird of Prey | Very important alien ambassador: "I have feared beforehand that some imbecile out of your crew will step into my quarters and disturb me during my hair washing day - but I never would have thought that it will me THE CAPTAIN HIMSELF! Now GET OUT! If it's something important you have to say, at least wait until I am done toweling my hair!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Zorbal: "Wellll.... First I had about twelve Romulan ales. Then they broke out the Saurian Brandy..." |
| nerd86 | Just look at that smug expression on his face. He either thinks he's better than us or he's drunk. Or both. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "DUDE! Wait 'til your parents see that!" |
| C.J.Jackal | Archer: I'm Jonathan Archer, captain of the Enterprise. Zorbal: My name is Zorbal, and I am a cheap stereotype. |
| Rob | Yes, after the Highlander movies I have to hold my head on with a towel |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any terrorist who isn't me tonight." |
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