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Caption Competition

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13 Feb 2005

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Sir Joseph Bazooka TUVOK: " Mr. Kim, You appear to have killed Kenny".
TORRES & CHAKOTAY: " YOU BASTARD ">

Special Mention

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niftyyoshi i see your schwartz is as big as mine. now let's see how well you handle it.
The Pfeiff "So you say that this is the machine that Braga uses to break continuity?"
thedarksage2800 Tuvok:...and you are sure that this will close ALL of the plot holes.
Bryan Moore One MILLION dollars or else we fire the "Laser"
=David "You are getting sleepyyyy... Very sleepyyyy... you will promote me from Ensign... you will promote me..."
Adrian Kim: I found it in a box labelled "Manny Coto's Magic Continuity Mending Machine"

Tuvok: Fascinating... Now why can't I remember most of the last seven years?
Turgon Chakotay: Ensign, don't you think you overdid the laser-pointer just a little bit?
Santiago It´s my latest invention, Captain. I call it ¨the Plot Device¨
Lobster Harry: "...my newest invention, the duotronic multiphase aerodynamic force field detector!" Tuvok: "I use to detect force fields by throwing a stick."
Nom Anor "Don't cross the streams."
WILL DEKER KIM: This, my friends,is the first tranverse multi-phasic elliptical reactionary subspace mono-filament equalization subroutine matrix generating mainframe core regenerating crystalline sub-structure. It operates on the basic theories of thermodynamics, hypermathematics, and of course, microcalifragilistics. Only one such as I, having a degree in hyperbolic topology could operate it.
MJP Kim: So you see captain...captain....
Zeke Thorne "The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther!"
Zeke Thorne Kim: I don't know, but...ah...isn't it pretty?
Chakotay: I think I'm going to talk to the captain about limiting Mr. Kim to his quarters during off-duty hours.
death bringer are you sure this thing has enough power to blow up uranus
drow Chakotay, suddenly realizing that he was the only one wearing a red shirt, began carefully backing away from Harry's science experiment...
FL "Mr Kim, did the Captain 'green light' this project?"
Griddles Chakotay: Okay, Mr Tuvok, what do you think?

Tuvok: I believe that this is merely allowing us to become the subject of some kind of caption competition...

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