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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | At the Enterprise's Christmas parties, Kirk found it easier to just wear the mistletoe on his head. |
| Name | Caption |
| drow | Uhura: "What are you thinking of?" Kirk: "I'm visualizing a mirror." |
| DBB | "Sir, your phaser is hurting my leg." "That's not my phaser." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Hello, I'm a Mac." Uhura "And I'm a mmmfmff." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "They've got their "Vulcan Mind Meld". Let me introduce you to the "Shatner Lip Lock"." |
| Guybrush | Uhura: "Why not, no one's watching this season anyway." |
| AJ | OK, OK, I'll kiss you! Just stop singing! |
| Pinky & the Brain | To boldly go where no man has gone before.... Erm actually, erm To Boldly go where no man has gone before, after Spock, Sulu, Checkov, Mcoy and Ensign Redshirt |
| Scion Ninja | Shatner: Would it help if I sung something like Barry White? |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk: I must confess... I have 147 forms of VD. |
| Acid | The Power of Kirk Compells you. |
| Odinson | Is it weird if I call you Bones? |
| AJ | ... and just a fraction of a second later, Uhura brought her knee up. Hard! |
| MetalHead | And suddenly he realized that she wasn't just closing her eyes, she was actually dead. Serenading her just wasn't working... |
| Scarlet | And here, we see a screen shot of what Star Trek would've looked like if it had been written my Geneous Roddenberrious. |
| BJH | Even after 40 years, you can still tell Uhura's heart just wasn't in it. |
| Lucky Strike | Kirk burned with yearning for Uhura... much like the sensation he would experience in the bathroom soon after. |
| Lucky Strike | Kirk: Veni, vidi, vici. |
| jg | Kirk, Captain, friend, vampire at night. |
| Schizo-Hal | A brave actress in so many ways... |
| Foxbat | "Now this is a blow up doll I could get used to..." |
| Foxbat | Might I recommend a Tic-Tac, or a Mentos? PLEASE!!? |
| Mr. President | Kirk, his communicator open; Uhura, her hailing frequencies closed. |
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