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| Name | Caption |
| mwhittington | This is the only time you'll ever see "Canon" on Star Trek: Enterprise. |
| Name | Caption |
| Ozymandias | "For once we have less advanced technology on Enterprise, and you're still complaining?" |
| N'tran DS 12 | Commander Tucker using a predesessor to the tricorder. A monocorder. |
| Q | There once was a man named Tucker Who liked to take pictures that made people pucker Then one day he snapped T'Pol Who then strapped him to the hull "He deserved it, the dirty little firetrucker. |
| The Geek | Spock: "You have to shoot. If you are logical." Trip: "C'mon, I don't want to go through this every time I have to take your picture..." Spock: "What you want is irrelavant; what you've chosen is at hand!" Trip: "Geez, Spock, it's just for your ID badge!" |
| The Geek | "I'm taking a picture of you looking at a picture of me taking a picture of you looking at a picture of me taking a picture of you looking at a picture of me taking a picture of you..." |
| Bodhi | Director: "CUT! Camera in shot!" |
| Bodhi | "Nope, no ratings in there either." |
| Zeke Thorne | Star Trek Enterprise -- take a picture; it lasts longer. |
| Admiral ED | Oh look! A person watching the show! better take a picture!!!! |
| Admiral ED | WOOW!!!! Travis was right.... they have 3... better take a picture to show my buddies on Earth! |
| Captain 8472 | Even Trips pictures had more lines than Travis Maywether. |
| Captain 8472 | Trip: Cap'in, would you mind stepping toward the camera? The zoom feature still can't see your ego. |
| drow | There once was a man named Tucker, A bit of a photo shucker, He got a snap of T'pol Baring it all, And declared that he'd like to CAPTAIN TO SECURITY |
| Tyrridon | Canon's new compact camera - SD1701IS |
| mwhittington | Reed: Commander, what are you doing with that portable X-ray scanner? Trip: Uh, I'm...uh, scanning T'pol's shower for...uh,... any anomalies. Yeah, that's it. |
| RedDwarfian | Trip said it'd only take a moment. It's amazing how "a moment" can turn into a quarter hour as one tries to get the universe exactly the way he wants it. |
| Tsukiyumi | The early versions of the V.I.S.O.R. were rather awkward, and much less fashionable than the later models. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "The Flash Beast of Photocon V" |
| Tsukiyumi | If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how much is a picture of a guy taking a picture worth? |
| Tsukiyumi | Tucker, P.I. wasn't as successful a spinoff as Paramount had hoped... |
| Xela | While trying to get a naked picture of T'Pol... Trip: Reed, why are you standing so far away? Reed: Because I want to live after the flash. Trip: Then I guess the next question is, why am I standing so close? |
| DrillThrall #5 | T'pol, are you familar with the term "wardrobe malfunction"? |
| Sulu | myspaced! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The latest in Star Trek Technology: The Soul Stealer" |
| BC1 | Reed (thinking): i wonder if hes going to notice he's holding it- *FLASH* Trip: MY EYES!! MY EYES!!! |
| BC1 | Trip new Phone didn't come attached to a phone for some odd, odd reason... |
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