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Bodhi In her ongoing war with Dr. Crusher over the affections of Captain Picard, Lieutenant Commander Daren had no choice but to raise an army.

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Sulu Crusher: Oh dear... looks like you're coming down with a severe case of... Lesbian Make-Out Syndrome...
Woman: What's the cure?
Crusher: Take two of these orally... (unzips uniform)
mwhittington Beverly: Now you know why Picard calls it "feeling the 'blues'".
Skifreak Beverly (thinking): "It must take an enormous amount of effort to wake up every morning and shove that pole up your own arse."
The Geek Crusher: "Consider yourself lucky. Most people who call him a 'merry man' usually end up in a neck brace."
pravda Darren: Dr. Crusher, why did I have to take my pants off for an elbow injury?
Crusher: Which one of us went to medical school?
McFortner Beverly: You know, Jean-Luc is nothing if I withold his Viagra....
pravda Darren suddenly became concerned when the late 20th century porn music increased in volume and tempo.
epclarkson Crusher to self: It's no use, the 'Personality' injections just aren't taking.
Adrian Seven of Nine in beta test. Personality is right, appearance needs a little work.
Jr I've always loved watching two hot girls play doctor.
David Salberg Daren: "Doctor, why are you using a Sonic Screwdriver on my arm?"
David Salberg Daren: "Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm."
Crusher: "Then don't move it. Next!"
Mr. President CRUSHER: "So am I to assume from your blank stare and total silence that it's a no to a threesome?"
XZB Yet another patient succumbs to "Dear God I Saw Picard Nude" syndrom
XZB Crusher attempts to inject pure acting ability into the Commander.....the procedure unfortunatly failed.
nerd86 For Daren... a simple trip to sickbay.
For Crusher... a chance to try out her sterilizer ray on the competition.
The Steve Daren: It was like staring into a thousand suns...
Crusher: Yeah, his head is always like that after he applies Mr. Sheen to it.
The Steve Jealous of Daren's relationship with Jean-Luc, Beverly "accidentally" picked up the Amputator 9000 Laser Scalpel instead of the Dermal Regenerator
Frankie Chestnuts Crusher to self: "I could take her."
Arcane Azmadi Lacking proper anaesthetic, Dr Crusher was reduced to making her patients watch 'Spock's Brain' to sedate them while she treated their injuries.

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