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Sondak CORRECTED VERSION
There once was an android named Data,
(Activated on Omicron-Theta.)
Who, for creative expression,
Used algorithmic progression.
But his poems never got out of beta.

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Frankie Chestnuts MORAL
Poetry:
Sometimes it's Haiku.
Sometimes a Ballad.
Sometimes a Sonnet,
or a verse to Fruit Salad.
But rarely we find,
and sometimes it’s written.
The android just penned,
An Ode to a Kitten.
Blaston Phools Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Feline Supplement No: 47
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
AJ Picard: 'You know, nummber one, he is much more entertaining now that you have switched him off.'
Guybrush Riker: *Yawn* Where's Lore when you need him?
ncc1701bulldog Only at a poetry reading by Data would you need two Security grunts to stand in the background.
Blaston Phools "Untill actual humour can be found please enjoy this substitute"
drow Data bravely faced his peers and informed them of his WD-40 addiction.
FL "Captain, I protest. I will not share details of my relationship with Lieutenant Yar. Or Commander Riker for that matter."
Tsukiyumi Data: "Lieutenants Lee and White, you have lost this round of musical chairs. I believe you are now 'out'..."
Captain 8472 Data: Forgive me, I am still having problems with Vista.
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
All: "STOP!"
Frankie Chestnuts Worst Job Interview... EVER.
Foxbat "Man, we need to fix the Holodeck..."
Mr. President PICARD: "At least it's not as bad as 'Threshold'..."
BC1 Riker: *thinking* why did we choose THIS again?
Troi: *thinking* because it was either this or the new Adam Sandler movie ....
Blaston Phools Data: That bell was for me, NOT you!
DBB Data:
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, oh-nine-hundred hours.
And I am gonna be high
As a kite by then
I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife
It is lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it is gonna be a long, long time
Unil touchdown brings me around again to find
I am not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no
I am a rocket man
HJSalberg Data performs seated river dancing.
Nutso The future sure is boring.
Mark A 24th century intervention.

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