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| Name | Caption |
| Tsukiyumi | " Dear god, Data! What are you doing to the Rodpolian ambassador?!" |
| Name | Caption |
| mwhittington | Data: Don't try to bend the rod; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. Then you will see that it's not the rod your bending, but yourself. Riker: What is the truth? Data: There is no rod. |
| Bryan Moore | Not one to be outdone by Geordi's balloon animals, Mr. Data's Duratanium Creatures were a huge hit at parties. |
| woodside | Data: "This might be a good time to mention that, if I'm declared non-sentient, I can't be charged with murder for beating someone to death with a blunt instrument." |
| Brian G | And in one of Star Trek's genuinely more ridiculous moments, Riker demonstrates that anything that's several times stronger than a human isn't sentient. |
| AJ | The ultimate Star trek prop: a nutcracker that would fit around Wesley's head. |
| AJ | And the killer is: Data, in his quarters, with his bare hands. |
| Ozymandias | Data can bend a strong metal bar with just the slightest amount of effort...but cannot grasp what a rain check is. |
| The Geek | Data sat comfortable, thinking he had just won the "Enterprise's Strongest Man" competition until Riker straightened the bar with nothing more than he ego and beard. |
| Bill L. | I am sorry, Commander, my technologically advanced divining rod indicates no water on this deck. |
| Rylan Sato | No longer fully functional |
| Blaston Phools | Riker: Im so putting this on YouTube Data. |
| Blaston Phools | "The Measure of Data's Manhood" |
| Blaston Phools | "Mr Data presents the only bent character in Star Trek history" |
| Tsukiyumi | Riker: " The Gateway Arch?" Data: *shakes head* Riker: "The Guardian of Forever?" Data: *shakes head* Riker: " AH! What Berman and Braga did to Trek continuity with Enterprise!!!" Data: " Very good, sir! You ARE great at charades!" |
| Mr. President | Luckily for the 20th Century Fox lawyers, Matt Groening would later forget where the inspiration had come from for the robot Bender from his hit show Futurama. |
| Will Deker | See Data, this is exactly why you're no longer allowed in the stick museum anymore, or the inanimate carbon rod museum, or the adult toy museum, or the enterprise gym. |
| SlideMan | I am Bender. Please Insert girder. |
| The Steve | Despite humanity's supposed money-less economy, there were still infomercials for dodgy exercise machines. |
| stitch626 | In the 24th century, horseshoes are made the easy way. |
| AJ | So, I should do this to the next person who makes a 'fire at will' joke? |
| twitch2oh | Riker: "What is it?" Data: It is...*examines* It is...*examines it again* ...It is bent." |
| Dennie Hebels | Data: I'm sorry Commander Riker, but if I hear you playing the sax one more time, this is what will happen to it. |
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