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7 Sep 2008

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cq "I know that lord but couldn't you just have given me the gold plates that the last guy got?"

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Frankie Chestnuts MORAL
Communication: Sometimes, all it takes to communicate is a shiny, silver, pointy orb.
Legion How many Starfleet officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
MetalHead Now he just had to mount the laser beam in a shark's head, and Doctor Evil would promote him to scumbag!!
ZebulaNebula It's all fun and games until someone vaporizes the captain's toupee.
Frankie Chestnuts Mork calling Orson.
Mork, calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
ThomasJBryant The other kids were ecstatic over finding golden tickets. Jimmy was thankful to have found a silver enema bulb.
Mark Prayer in the 23rd century.
mwhittington Ensign: *looks around* I'd like to thank the Academy for this wonderful award, my agent, my family for supporting me,...You like me, you really, really LIKE me!
Johnny Starfleet This prototype was the beginning of a disasterous line of less threatening looking phasers that would plague Starleet for decades to come.
nerd86 The ensign wasn't concerned until he found out the shuttlecrafts emergency autopilot ran on Vista.
jg Device: This alien probe will self destruct in three seconds....
Guy: Oh crap.
jg Uhura (voice): Message from Starfleet Captain. Redshirt reserves are running low. You are hereby ordered to make yellowshirts expendible until further notice.
Lt Davis (holding the explosive device) Damn!
Niall Johnson I love pissing off pilots with laser pointers!
Niall Johnson I was doing a routine security sweep and I found this in Mr. Sulu's locker.
Captain Redbeard Here we see a Starfleet officer about to burst into tears after using a Klingon nose-hair trimmer.
Captain 8472 Stranded on a planet with the wrong size of vibrator.
MetalHead Even in the 24th Century, suicide bombers prayed to allah before exploding.
Foxbat "Wow, I hit the Enterprise from here..."
Mr. Bean I think I see Jesus!
ZebulaNebula Fear the mighty deathticle.
ZebulaNebula It's a spaceball!
Mr. Bean "This is Ground Control to Major Tom"
ZebulaNebula Captain, the shuttlecraft laid an egg.
ZebulaNebula All hail the holy hand grenade.
Loskene He quickly rethought his plan to get the elephant out of a tree
nerd86 Ensign: My God it's full of stars!
Director: Menh... they're mostly has beens.
McFortner Lt. Ricky foolishly tries to get an upskirt picture of the female crew members still in orbit....

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