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| Name | Caption |
| cq | "I know that lord but couldn't you just have given me the gold plates that the last guy got?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | MORAL Communication: Sometimes, all it takes to communicate is a shiny, silver, pointy orb. |
| Legion | How many Starfleet officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
| MetalHead | Now he just had to mount the laser beam in a shark's head, and Doctor Evil would promote him to scumbag!! |
| ZebulaNebula | It's all fun and games until someone vaporizes the captain's toupee. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mork calling Orson. Mork, calling Orson. Come in, Orson. |
| ThomasJBryant | The other kids were ecstatic over finding golden tickets. Jimmy was thankful to have found a silver enema bulb. |
| Mark | Prayer in the 23rd century. |
| mwhittington | Ensign: *looks around* I'd like to thank the Academy for this wonderful award, my agent, my family for supporting me,...You like me, you really, really LIKE me! |
| Johnny Starfleet | This prototype was the beginning of a disasterous line of less threatening looking phasers that would plague Starleet for decades to come. |
| nerd86 | The ensign wasn't concerned until he found out the shuttlecrafts emergency autopilot ran on Vista. |
| jg | Device: This alien probe will self destruct in three seconds.... Guy: Oh crap. |
| jg | Uhura (voice): Message from Starfleet Captain. Redshirt reserves are running low. You are hereby ordered to make yellowshirts expendible until further notice. Lt Davis (holding the explosive device) Damn! |
| Niall Johnson | I love pissing off pilots with laser pointers! |
| Niall Johnson | I was doing a routine security sweep and I found this in Mr. Sulu's locker. |
| Captain Redbeard | Here we see a Starfleet officer about to burst into tears after using a Klingon nose-hair trimmer. |
| Captain 8472 | Stranded on a planet with the wrong size of vibrator. |
| MetalHead | Even in the 24th Century, suicide bombers prayed to allah before exploding. |
| Foxbat | "Wow, I hit the Enterprise from here..." |
| Mr. Bean | I think I see Jesus! |
| ZebulaNebula | Fear the mighty deathticle. |
| ZebulaNebula | It's a spaceball! |
| Mr. Bean | "This is Ground Control to Major Tom" |
| ZebulaNebula | Captain, the shuttlecraft laid an egg. |
| ZebulaNebula | All hail the holy hand grenade. |
| Loskene | He quickly rethought his plan to get the elephant out of a tree |
| nerd86 | Ensign: My God it's full of stars! Director: Menh... they're mostly has beens. |
| McFortner | Lt. Ricky foolishly tries to get an upskirt picture of the female crew members still in orbit.... |
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