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| Name | Caption |
| The Good Knight Fartsalot | It's nice when you finally find that special person you want to grow mold together with. |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain Worf | Star Trek: The Last Generation |
| jg | When B'Elanna give you the cold shoulder, you defanitely feel it. |
| Kostmayer | Unlike the Galaxy class, the Intrepid's are not self cleaning. |
| pravda | Unfortunately for Chakotay, this committee had more influence then he ever had. |
| kent | All of a sudden they realized...those AREN'T REAL WINDOWS!!! |
| Niall Johnson | What could be keeping crewman Godot? |
| Giles | And they still have more personality than Kim. |
| Reliant121 | "Frosty the crewman, was a frozen, depressive soul...." |
| Drakey | "Brains?" "Brains brains." "Braaaains!" |
| ZebulaNebula | What happened when someone installed Windows 2370 on a Federation starship ... the error screen on the life support console wasn't the only thing that was blue. |
| Lazar | There once was a crewman named Lou, Who was trying to woo Ensign Sue. Things were going just fine Till a quarter to nine When Neelix's food turned them blue. |
| Lazar | How many times do I have to tell you? Those life support temperatures are supposed to be Celsius, not Kelvin! |
| Sulu | I'm not leaving this table until someone explains why Geordi and Ro don't just fall through the floor! |
| JamJas | Neelix: "I know they are 'technically' dead. But this crew is a family. I want everyone, regardless of rank or...metabolic rate...to feel comfortable and at home" |
| ThomasJBryant | The Pizza Hut advert said 60 minutes or it is free... |
| D-Mac | It was a tough call to say whether dying waiting for Neelix's latest creation was a blessing or a curse. |
| ncc1701bulldog | Diehard fans in wait for Star Trek XI. |
| Tsukiyumi | Janeway: " What happened?" Neelix: " They said they were waiting for some real food..." |
| McFortner | The cast is still waiting for the green light on the Voyager movie.... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | And you thought the lines at the DMV were slow... |
| Ozymandias | Still better than Threshold. |
| Nutso | Moral of the Story: Never make fun of Scientology. |
| Bodhi | "All hands to brittle stations!" |
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