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The Good Knight Fartsalot It's nice when you finally find that special person you want to grow mold together with.

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Captain Worf Star Trek: The Last Generation
jg When B'Elanna give you the cold shoulder, you defanitely feel it.
Kostmayer Unlike the Galaxy class, the Intrepid's are not self cleaning.
pravda Unfortunately for Chakotay, this committee had more influence then he ever had.
kent All of a sudden they realized...those AREN'T REAL WINDOWS!!!
Niall Johnson What could be keeping crewman Godot?
Giles And they still have more personality than Kim.
Reliant121 "Frosty the crewman, was a frozen, depressive soul...."
Drakey "Brains?"
"Brains brains."
"Braaaains!"
ZebulaNebula What happened when someone installed Windows 2370 on a Federation starship ... the error screen on the life support console wasn't the only thing that was blue.
Lazar There once was a crewman named Lou,
Who was trying to woo Ensign Sue.
Things were going just fine
Till a quarter to nine
When Neelix's food turned them blue.
Lazar How many times do I have to tell you? Those life support temperatures are supposed to be Celsius, not Kelvin!
Sulu I'm not leaving this table until someone explains why Geordi and Ro don't just fall through the floor!
JamJas Neelix: "I know they are 'technically' dead. But this crew is a family. I want everyone, regardless of rank or...metabolic rate...to feel comfortable and at home"
ThomasJBryant The Pizza Hut advert said 60 minutes or it is free...
D-Mac It was a tough call to say whether dying waiting for Neelix's latest creation was a blessing or a curse.
ncc1701bulldog Diehard fans in wait for Star Trek XI.
Tsukiyumi Janeway: " What happened?"
Neelix: " They said they were waiting for some real food..."
McFortner The cast is still waiting for the green light on the Voyager movie....
Frankie Chestnuts And you thought the lines at the DMV were slow...
Ozymandias Still better than Threshold.
Nutso Moral of the Story: Never make fun of Scientology.
Bodhi "All hands to brittle stations!"

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