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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Offscreen? A Catholic priest. |
| Name | Caption |
| anonymous | 24th century darwin awards: #674393 Using a Vulcan Nerve Pinch on yourself. |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | A look of terror spread across His face as he realized that His Bris was not going to be performed By Dr Beverly Crusher, as She wasn't Jewish, but by ........Dr. John Zoidberg. |
| AJ | "From the look in his eyes he must be watching something incredibly boring." "Yes, it is a 21 century movie called 'Sex and the City'." |
| The Geek | Borg nanoprobes were a little larger in the beginning than they are now. |
| jg | Crusher: You're in luck. We just upgraded all medical computers with the newest version of Windows. Alien: OH CRAP! |
| Cailus | When Will Wheaton read his script to Patrick Stewart, the results were...unexpected. |
| greger | If a alien screams in a caption competition, does it make a sound? |
| Skifreak | "I AM pushing! Now give me an epidural you bastards!" |
| epclarkson | Doctor: No, no, NO! I said take off the patient's specticals...SPECTICALS! |
| Bodhi | BROWN ALERT! |
| Tyrridon | Dr. Crusher's new Orgasmic Cranial Nerve Inductors seemed to work impressively well. Tissue? |
| Andrew W | That Alien movie was right, I can't hear him screaming. |
| BigMac1212 | Not everybody keep their genitalia in the same place... |
| Niall Johnson | As a last resort, Dr. Crusher resorted to an Anal probe to diagnose the patient. |
| DanielB | Crusher: "You look uncomfortable - can't sleep?" Patient: "I should say not, what's this great glittering lump of metal you gave me for a pillow??" |
| Spock305 | Doctor.. That is NOT where my prostate is... |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Dr. Crusher to Picard: " Apparently He Saw an un-shielded copy of These are the voyages, and He's been catatonic ever since, I can't wake Him". |
| Granitehewer | Even voyager had an Oval Office......... |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Standard reaction upon seeing the price of gas these days. |
| Lazar | Agh - I just had a nightmare involving warp 10 salamanders! Thank God it was only a dream. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me- GALILEO, Galileo GALILEO, Galileo GALILEO, Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o! |
| Captain 8472 | "The stone is passing! THE STONE IS PASSING!!" |
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