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| Name | Caption |
| Foxbat | Ah, Ensign Narcolepsy again I see... |
| Name | Caption |
| Picard>Sisco | Picard: Who is this man? Riker: He looks like that mean chef from that TV show. |
| 6789 | This is Natasha Yar's long lost bother. He died just as quickly. |
| The Geek | Crusher: "We need to get him to Sickbay." Riker: "Sickbay? What is it?" Picard: "It's a place where sick people go, Number One, but that's not important right now." |
| BigMac1212 | When you mix Star Trek and Weekend at Bernie's, you get the latest Star Trek movie: "Three Officers and a Corpse" |
| Foxbat | "Well, at least he wasn't turned into a cube and crushed." |
| Capt. Jethro | Being a 'Sudden Death' high scorer has its risks. |
| Kilrai | The President of Hairclub for Men succumbed to his own toupe. |
| Hisrak | David Bowie's gig on the Enterprise was over before it began. |
| Steamrunner92 | Riker: "I think it was Mr. Worf, with the laser scalpal, in the corridor." |
| nerd86 | Crusher: He's dead captain. Crewman: No I'm not. Riker: He was a good crewman. Terrible loss. Crewman: I've never even seen you before. Picard: Well... have the body cremated and send our condolences to his family. Crewman: But I'm really not dead, in fact I think I'm alright to continue the mission. Picard: It's sitting up! Riker: Zombie!! Kill it. *Phasers* Crusher:... oh look at that. The tricorder's battery is what's dead. Hehe. Oops. Picard: Well... have the body cremated and send our condolences to his family. |
| MetalHead | Riker's ego is so powerful it can be used for percise sniper shots. |
| ZebulaNebula | The world's funniest joke claims another victim. |
| Drakey | "I'm sorry, doctor, could you repeat that? I was staring at your breasts." |
| ZebulaNebula | Crusher: I *TOLD* him not to take those sleeping pills until he got back to his quarters. |
| Foxbat | Ensign Fletch was pronounced dead. Or at least 'very sleepy'. |
| Foxbat | "I'm not sure captain, but I think it's a band member from 'Flock of Seagulls'." |
| igr56uk | picard - what happened to him doctor ? doctor - he tried to grab my breasts and he accidently ran his groin into my knee several times |
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