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UnknownCaptioneer In Space, nobody can hear Shatner sing. Lucky Bastards.
ThomasJBryant What happens on the aft hull, stays on the aft hull.
pravda No, 'poop deck' is not a descriptive term for what the crew does here.
tlbs101 Oh, c'mon, there's no such thing as 'space barnacles'.
Greger I am the very model of a starship called the Enterprise,
I have both nacelles, warpcore and a bridge where the captain resides,
I know the systems of the ship, and list them metaphorical,
From SIF to Lifesupport, in order categorical,
I'm very well acquainted too with warfare and the tactical,
I understand maneuvers, both the simple and impractical,
I´m very well equipt for missions that are scientifical,
with sensors, probes, some labs and crewmen that are analytical,
I am quite capable to do allot of things,
and the budget is so high, that you can hardly see the strings.
Greger Julia Andrews: The aft is alive, with the sound of choking!
Redwarf Turns out there isn't anything stupid about a screen-door on a starship...
Greger Q knows all the interesting places. Like the ass of the Enterprise
CaptainQuantum Dating tips: 1. Never wear your Starfleet uniform on the first date. 2. If your date does agree to come back to your place, showing her your 1:1 Lego model of the Enterprise may freak her out.
CaptainQuantum Amanda: So let me get this straight - you are omnipotent and *this* is the most impressive stunt you can pull?
FL Amanda: "Q, I understand your desire to get bigger, but do we really have to be 6 decks tall to walk outside?"
Drakey Nothing creates a healthy tan like the exhaust radiation of a Galaxy-Class impulse engine...
Ty.G Amanda: We better get back inside before my implants explode.
Ty.G Woman: WOW! This is so incredible! I've never seen a blue screen this big!
UnknownCaptioneer Amanda: "What's with the big black Obelisk?"
Q: "So that's where I put it!"
MetalHead Ohh wow, disruptor fire is so pretty! *BANG*
Ozymandias "Nice view, but I want something with a little more atmosphere."
SlipperySlope In a strange Star Trek/Twilight Zone crossover episode, Shatner's character looked out the window and shouted, "There's a man -- and woman -- on the wing!"
Turgon Amanda: Q, this is really romantic and all, but why do the stars spell out "I LOVE U, LEELA"???
Dennie Hebels Q: It's in tip top condition! Only 20000 lightyears on the clock. Inertial dampeners, phaser banks, photon torpedos and I'll throw in the android for free. Only 500 bars of gold pressed latinum and a quick cuddle and it's yours!
Amanda: I'll take it!
UnknownCaptioneer "Wow, it's like we're on top of a giant model!"

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