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| Name | Caption |
| Cyd | In Star Trek the down Quark is unstable. |
| Name | Caption |
| BC1 | Quark: you made him listen to SHATNER!?! |
| De\ | This week Ferengi Suprise Served with Real Ferengi |
| Lynn Campbell | Garak: “No soup for you!” |
| TThomaso | Quark runs across a holosuite file entitled "Odo's Wishlist" |
| Mikey | "Wait a minute! I didn't have the salmon mousse..." |
| anonymous | In the 24th century, it becomes a face thrown in the pie, not a pie thrown in the face. |
| nerd86 | Garak: After dinner mint? Rom: Piss off! I'm full. Garak: But it's only wafer thin. Rom: Oh, all right. *explodes* |
| nerd86 | Star Trek: CSI |
| Wolfman | Unknown to the rest of the station's crew, in addition to tailoring and the occasional act of espionage, Garak also moonlighted as the Ghost of Christmas Future. |
| Tsukiyumi | And so began the first annual DS9 Tube-Grub eating contest. |
| Chromedome | Dish of the day: Quark on toast |
| Ty. G | Garak: You see, digging and laying bricks IS back-breaking work. |
| mwhittington | Quark: How did he die? Garak: Oh, come on, everyone on the station knew he was a "crackhead"! (cue rimshot) |
| mwhittington | Garak: I'm afraid he ate something that didn't agree with him. Quark: And that was... Garak: Odo. Odo: (oozing from mouth and coalescing on table)Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! |
| jg | Quark: Garak, this is creepy enough without you humming "Send in the Clones" |
| Captain Reynolds | Quark: "What the hell?" Garak: "He heard the latest plot rumors about the next "Star Trek" movie. |
| BlasterMaster555 | Quark's existential crisis... |
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