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Tiberius On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven of Nine, six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight four seven two, Seven of Nine, six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine assimilated planets, eight four seven two, Seven of Nine, six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten regeneration alcoves, nine assimilated planets, eight four seven two, Seven of Nine, six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven maturation chambers, ten regeneration alcoves, nine assimilated planets, eight four seven two, Seven of Nine, six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Borg Cubes, eleven maturation chambers, ten regeneration alcoves, nine assimilated planets, eight four seven two, Seven of Nine, six transwarp hubs, five vinculums! Four neural subprocessors, three nanoprobes, two Borg drones and a Borg Queen in Unimatrix One!

Special Mention

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TThomaso On the sixth day of Borgmas,
The collective gave to me
6 spacial anomlies,
5 borg drones,
4 cortical nodes
3 French hens, (what?)
2 tertionary adjuncts,
And a drones head on a pike.
Karl Drone: "Just beam over, you said. Its Chirstmas, you said. No one can be violent on Christmas, you said. Voyager will probably think its Santa, you said. Now look! Next time Janeway catches us say 'Ho ho ho', not 'Ho'!"
Matt1980 After a decade of study on Borg practices, we can be sure that the Borg love to get head
Hal 9000 "Look. You just plug your MP3 player into I-Borg and it rocks to your favorite tunes!"
jg Tempers flared in the Collective when some assembly was required on the Queen's Christmas gift.
Griddles Jingle Bells, Christmas smells
The Queen will soon be dead.
Pick a fight with Janeway and you're bound to lose your head.
HEY!
mwhittington My queen, are you sure you want to use THIS as an egg nog dispenser?
Skipbear The Borg Queen knows how to plan a head for the holidays.
SenatorVreenak "... that really was a Hatori Hanzo bat'leth."
Cara Sing along with 12 of 25. You will comply.
"We Wish You Assimilation, We Wish You Assimilation, We Wish You Assimilation and an efficient regeneration"
Drake Zure "Well jeez, you don't have to bite my head off..."
Bob6800 Borg Queen: Christmas cheer is irrelevant.
1 of 3 to 2 of 3: I told 3 of 3 not to put decorations on the Vinculum
Dougurasu Borg Queen: "When I said we should put our heads together to think of a gift for Seven of Nine, I did not mean that literally."
Silent Bob When Santa visited the borg he decided to add them to his naughty list.
jg The Collective holiday office party had all the trimmimgs, including the decrative punch dispenser.
Lobster Qeen: "Why is it that, whenever we hang up our Christmas decorations, everybody assumes we are celebrating Halloween two months too late?"
Hisrak Disembodied Drone: Where are they? Where are they?
Everyone: THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!
Drone: On no they're not!
Everyone: OH YES THEY ARE!

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