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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | Poetic justice as, after years of enmity, it is the Bajorans who are occupying Cardassian territory. |
| Name | Caption |
| Juan C | Dukat: Damn them! They employed Weapons of Ass Destruction! |
| JilliBean | Kira: What happened to you? Dukat: Well, I made it past the lightning sand, and the R.O.U.S.s, but I forgot about the flame spurts. |
| Wacky | Kira was concerned when she found Cling ons on his Starboard Bowel. |
| Hatx0r | Cardassian park benches were not known for their high standard of maintenance. Cardassian daggerwood was, however, known for its splinters. |
| Kevin P. | I'm sorry, but the boss says I have to remove your Dignity & Acting Restraint gland before we start Season 7. And yes, it's located exactly where you think. |
| Swift | Suddenly 'Deep Space Nine' takes on a whole new meaning... |
| Pinky & the Brain | Kira tried in vain, to pull off the gay invisible alien |
| Admiral Ed | Kira: It says Graham Kennedy was Here!!!! Dukat: KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Drags | It was the last place she expected to find a Tribble. |
| Pinky & the Brain | Dukat: (in a Dr Smith voice) Oh the Pain! the Pain! Kira: Oh the smell, Oh the smell! |
| Pinky & the Brain | Kira: So what happen here, Garak Some puny Cardassian kid challenged me to a duel And? I refused So the little punk shot me in the arse! |
| Tiberius | You stick the sharp spines in You pull the sharp spines out You stick the sharp spines in And you shake them all about Torture Gul Dukat until he screams out loud That's what it's all about! |
| Foxbat | "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about..." |
| EMH_MkI | Never call Kira's bluff when she threatens to "stick it where the sun don't shine." |
| The Steve | Now here's some twisted 'shipping for ya. |
| Rat Boy | Well, somebody needs more fiber in his diet. |
| Rat Boy | Major Kira finally proved that although evil, Gul Dukat didn't happen to have his head lodged up his own ass. |
| The Wormhole | The things Dukat will do with a vole... |
| DanielB | OW OW OW OW...Sit on the cactus, they said...it will be funny, they said....bring in ratings, they said.... |
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