Quote |
Episode |
Trip : | "Where no dog has gone before." | | to Archer; on Porthos heading for the nearest tree |
| ENT : Strange New World |
Trip : | "Asking favors of the Vulcans usually ends up carrying too high a price!" | | to T'Pol |
| ENT : Terra Nova |
Tucker : | "Wow! That's one big snowball!" | | on the comet |
| ENT : Breaking the Ice |
Tucker : | "I feel like I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar!" |
| ENT : Breaking the Ice |
Trip : | "It's good to know that Earth will still be around in nine hundred years." |
Daniels : | That depends on how you define Earth." |
| ENT : Cold Front |
Archer : | "This time we won't be leaving before we're ready." |
Trip : | "Are your ears a little pointier than usual?" |
| ENT : Silent Enemy |
Reed : | "I don't want to die, what makes you think I want to die?" |
Tucker : | "Because ever since we saw Enterprise spread across that asteroid, you've done nothing but write your own obituary!" |
| ENT : Shuttlepod One |
Trip : | "They're not trying to kill the quarterback! They're just trying to keep him from throwing the ball and running with it. It's only a game, not a fight to the death!" | | to Kov; regarding American Football |
| ENT : Fusion |
Trip : | "What if she gets hurt? What are you going to do then, program up a holographic doctor?" | | to Ezral |
| ENT : Oasis |
Trip : | "You'll like it. Things blow up." | | trying to convince Reed to watch this week's movie |
| ENT : Vox Sola |
Trip : | "I read those Nubian masueses have twelve fingers. On each hand." |
Reed : | "Then I'd say Starfleet needs to make its presence felt on Risa." |
| ENT : Fallen Hero |
Tucker : | "Malcolm and I... er... plan to broaden our cultural horizons." |
Hoshi : | "Is that all you two think about?" |
| ENT : Two Days and Two Nights |
T'Pol : | "Polarize the hull plating." |
Tucker : | "I'll do what I can but keep in mind we're missing some of it." |
| ENT : Minefield |
Trip : | "You didn't eat cabbage before you left?" | | wondering how Archer insulted the Kretassians |
| ENT : A Night In Sickbay |
Sato : | "Your molecules get pulled apart." |
Tucker : | "Then they get put back together again." |
Sato : | "Do you know how many molecules you're made up of?" |
Tucker : | "Lots." |
Sato : | "All right, how many?" |
Tucker : | "Uh, a few trillion." |
Sato : | "That's a pretty big jigsaw puzzle!" |
| worrying about the transporter |
| ENT : Vanishing Point |
Sato : | "It was very unsettling. Didn't you find it unsettling?" |
Tucker : | "For a minute or two, but once I counted my fingers and toes…" |
Sato : | "I don't know, I just don't feel right." |
| discussing their recent use of the transporter |
| ENT : Vanishing Point |
Kaitaama : | "My family is known on hundreds of worlds." |
Tucker : | "Well, I'm afraid Earth isn't one of 'em." |
| ENT : Precious Cargo |
Kaitaama : | "I am first monarch of the sovereign dynasty of Krios Prime." |
Tucker : | "Oh… Charles Tucker III. Pleased to meet you." |
| ENT : Precious Cargo |
Tucker : | "You know, you were a lot more pleasant in stasis." | | to Kaitaama |
| ENT : Precious Cargo |
Tucker : | "You'd be dead if it weren't for me!" |
Kaitaama : | "I'm beginning to think that would be preferable!" |
Tucker : | "I doubt the commoners back home would complain!" |
| ENT : Precious Cargo |
Tucker : | "I understand we're explorers and we're supposed to keep an open mind about different cultures, but these guys are driving me crazy." |
| ENT : The Catwalk |
Tucker : | "I'm no good until I've had my coffee." |
| ENT : Dawn |
Tucker : | "That was quite a trick." | | to Zho'Kaan; on healing his wound by spitting on it |
| ENT : Dawn |
Tucker : | "I wouldn't trade my time on Enterprise. Not for anything. I've seen things I could never imagine back home." |
| ENT : Dawn |
Zho'Kaan : | "Trip, when I fired at your vessel... I'm grateful I didn't destroy it." |
Tucker : | "That makes two of us!" |
| ENT : Dawn |
Tucker : | "Maybe I should tell the doc." |
Reed : | "Tell him what? That his wife is trying to seduce you? Not a good idea!" |
| ENT : Stigma |
Tucker : | "I don't like pushing the engines this hard. The injectors are running at 110 percent." |
T'Pol : | "They're rated for 120." |
Tucker : | "And my underwear is flame retardant. That doesn't mean that I'm going to light myself on fire to prove it!" |
| ENT : Cease Fire |
Trip : | "If you don't start moving in the next five seconds, I'm gonna take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass!" | | to the Denobulan |
| ENT : The Breach |
Tucker : | "Where's Isaac Newton when you need him?" |
| ENT : Anomaly |
Tucker : | "Creating a stable warp field isn't easy when the laws of physics won't cooperate." |
| ENT : Anomaly |
Phlox : | "Place one on your chest and one on your abdomen an hour before going to bed. Their secretions act as a natural sedative. Please, be careful to sleep on your back. If you roll over, you might anger them." |
Tucker : | "Maybe an hour a night with T'Pol isn't so bad." |
| discussing Aldebaran mud leeches |
| ENT : Anomaly |
Trip : | "Part of the fun of a mystery is trying to solve it before it ends. Using logic. You of all people should appreciate that." | | to T'Pol; concerning the movie |
| ENT : Impulse |
Tucker : | "You'll enjoy it. Rosemary's Baby. It'll scare the hell out of you." | | to T'Pol; discussing this weeks movie |
| ENT : Twilight |
Reed : | "We've taken nine prisoners, but the brig was only designed for two. I'm not sure what to do with the others." |
Tucker : | "Blow 'em out the airlock!" |
T'Pol : | "Put them in crew quarters under heavy guard." |
| ENT : Twilight |
Tucker : | "For now, the best I can give you is warp 1.7!" |
Reed : | "We're not going to get very far at that speed." |
| ENT : Twilight |
Tucker : | "This planet is barely Minshara-class. Maybe we should've picked one with a little more blue and green on it." | | commenting on how desolate the planet is |
| ENT : Twilight |
T'Pol : | "If the Xindi are on the way, there's very little we can do to stop them." |
Tucker : | "Well we can't just run up the white flag." |
| ENT : Twilight |
Tucker : | "I don't know who did more damage to the engine, the alien or Malcolm." | | to T'Pol |
| ENT : Harbinger |
Trip : | "You did the right thing." |
Archer : | "Seems the longer we're out here, the more I have to keep saying that to myself." |
| ENT : Damage |
Tucker : | "Only in the Expanse could I have a son who's nearly three times my age." | | to T'Pol |
| ENT : E2 |
Trip : | "This isn't a damn sensor glitch! We just pulled three .50 caliber bullets from the shuttlepod hull - and spare us the official Vulcan position about time travel! We are two hundred years in the past. Face it!" | | to T'Pol |
| ENT : Storm Front, Part 1 |
Soong : | "How long can we sustain warp 5?" |
Trip : | "As long as the captain wants it. Or until we blow up, whichever comes first." |
| ENT : The Augments |
Trip : | "How many warning shots do Vulcans usually fire?" |
Soval : | "None." |
| ENT : Awakening |
Trip : | "At least the warp engines still need me!" | | on T'Pol dumping him |
| ENT : Daedalus |
Trip : | "You did all this with one phase pistol?" |
Reed : | "You're good at building things. I'm good at blowing them up." |
| ENT : United |