The Doctor / Emergency Medical Hologram

"So it begins. The trivia of medicine is my domain now. Every runny nose, stubbed toe, pimple on a cheek becomes my responsibility."

"Missing? The captain is missing? It seems I've found myself on a Voyage of the Damned. Very well, please advise the highest ranking officer who is not missing to see me at his earliest convenience."

"I'm a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator."

"A nebula? What were we doing in a nebula? No wait, don't tell me. We were 'investigating'. That's all we do around here. Why pretend we're going home at all, all we're going to do is 'investigate' every cubic millimetre of this quadrant, aren't we?"

"There's one more request... something of a personal nature... I would like... a name."

"Mister Neelix, just because a man changes his drink order doesn't mean he's posessed by an alien."

"You should consider it a high complement. Throughout history men have fought over the love of a woman. Why, I can quote you autopsy reports from duels as far back as 1538."

"I don't have a life, I have a program."

"Choose the word that would best describe your pain; burning, throbbing, piercing, pinching, biting, stinging, shooting…"

"Can you wake him?"

"I don't see why not. WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!'"

"You are losing me, aren't you? I'm gonna die."

"You are too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris."

"I lost my virginity in that room. Seventeen. Parents were away for the weekend."

"I'll note that in your medical file."

"It's possible that Mr. Paris represents a future stage in Human development… although I can't say it's very attractive."

"I'm not just working anymore, I'm living."

"I'm a doctor, not a performer."

"I am programmed to be heroic when the need arises."

"I'm a doctor, not a counter-insurgent."

"One hologram and one sociopath may not be much of a match for the Kazon, but… we'll have to do."

"You're more talented in the art of deception than you led me to believe."

"I was inspired by the presence of a master."

"I won't play these games with a trick of light."

"Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names."

"You would have been proud of him, Mr. Tuvok."

"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr. Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life."

"Yes, but how close would you have to get to use this device?"

"To be fully effective, it would have to come in direct contact with her skin."

"If I could get anywhere near her, I'd use a thoron rifle to be absolutely sure."

"As for the larger versions of the virus... what I have termed the macrovirus... I would suggest a flyswatter."

"You created that program so you could experience what it's like to have a family. The good times and the bad. You can't have one without the other."

"I fail to see why not."

"Think about what's happened to us here aboard Voyager. Everyone left people behind, and everyone suffered a loss. But look how it's brought us all closer together. We found support here, and friendship, and we've become a family, in part because of the pain we share. If you turn your back on this program, you'll always be stuck at this point. You'll never have the chance to say goodbye to your daughter. Or to be there for your wife and son when they need you. And you'll be cheating yourself out of their love and support. In the long run, you'll miss the whole point of what it means to have a family."

"Twenty ccs nitric acid – a little proverbial salt in the wound."

"Welcome to sickbay. Take a number."

"Seven of Nine, this is The Doctor. Can you hear me? It's me, The Doctor. I've tapped into your audio implants so only you can hear me. It's imperative that you tell no one. Make any excuse to get out of there and report to holodeck two. I'm hiding in the Da Vinci simulation. I'll explain everything when you get here."

"Congratulations, commander. You're awake."

"I'm a doctor, not a commando!"

"I have even had sexual relations."

"Sex, how's that possible? We're not equipped…"

"Let's just say I made an addition to my program."

"The secondary gyrodyne relays in the propulsion field inter-matrix have depolarized."

"In English!"

"I'm just reading what it says here!"

"Our viewscreen is non-operational. We've had some trouble with... Starfleet commandos..."

"Another one."

"I beg your pardon?"

"I've retrieved another word of text. That makes six."

"Six words in fifty-eight hours?"

"I do not feel perfect."

"What do you mean?"

"I am preoccupied by Kovin's death."

"Join the club. It's all I can think about."

"As a Borg, I was responsible for the destruction of countless millions and I felt nothing, but now I regret the destruction of this single being."

"It's called remorse, Seven. It comes into play when you make a mistake, and you feel guilt about what you've done. Another new emotion for you to experience."

"I do not enjoy this remorse any more than I enjoyed anger. Will the feeling subside?"

"Yes. But not quickly."

"I would rather not have to wait."

"I'm afraid you don't have much choice." [Pauses as he watches Seven leave] "But maybe I do."

"When I started helping you improve your social skills, I'm fairly certain I didn't include a boxing lesson."

"We've got to stop meeting like this."

"Pardon me gentlemen, I wonder if I might have a word with you."

"They're Klingons, not kittens."

"Ow! Ow! What do you think you're doing, doc?"

"An impromptu auditory exam."

"Did I pass?"

"With flying colors, which leads me to believe you did hear me when I requested you meet me this morning."

"Pure fiction. This is absurd."

"Halt re-creation. This is a reasonable extrapolation from historic record. But if you'd like to point out any inconsistencies..."

"Inconsistencies? I don't know where to begin. Granted, this looks like the briefing room, but these aren't the people I knew! No one behaved like this... well, aside from Mr. Paris."

"Somewhere... halfway across the galaxy, I hope... Captain Janeway is spinning in her grave."

"You've portrayed us as monsters: the captain is a cold-blooded killer, the crew is a gang of thugs and I am a mass-murderer."

"For your information, I don't appreciate being deactivated in the middle of a sentence. It brings back... unpleasant memories."

"You miss them, don't you?"

"From my perspective, I saw them all only a few days ago. But in fact, it's been centuries. And I'll never see them again. Did they ever reach home? I wonder."

"Between impulse and action, there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance!"

"Joke, a verbal comment or gesture designed to provoke laughter."

"I see you've got your mothers sense of humour."

"I'm a Doctor, not a battery!"

"I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer!"

"It's quite disconcerting to know that all someone has to do is flick a switch to turn me into Mr. Hyde"

"Tuvok, I understand, You are a Vulcan man, You have just gone without, For seven years, about.
Paris, please find a way, To load a hypospray, I will give you the sign, Just aim for his behind
Hormones are raging, Synapses blazing, It's all so veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry illogical!"

"The Vulcan brain; a puzzle wrapped inside an enigma housed inside a cranium."

"Welcome to Sickbay. How may I help you today?"

"When did it become a crime to enjoy a sensation or two? Of course, you'd be the last person to understand that."

"Is there anything in your spiritual programming about making peace with your enemies?"

"It's difficult to make peace with people whose sole purpose is to kill you."

"I'm detecting another lifesign!"

"Where?"

"Inside Lieutenant Torres. It could be a parasite."

"I'd never admit this to anyone else, but there was a time when I would have given anything to be flesh and blood. But I've come to realize that being a hologram is far superior."