EMH Mark 2

"I have even had sexual relations."

"Sex, how's that possible? We're not equipped…"

"Let's just say I made an addition to my program."

"The secondary gyrodyne relays in the propulsion field inter-matrix have depolarized."

"In English!"

"I'm just reading what it says here!"

"My brilliant existence cut short... no time to explore the universe... no time to smell the roses... no time for... sex..."