| Quote | 
  Episode | 
| Trip :  | "Where no dog has gone before."  |   | to Archer; on Porthos heading for the nearest tree |  
  | ENT : Strange New World | 
| Trip :  | "Asking favors of the Vulcans usually ends up carrying too high a price!"  |   | to T'Pol |  
  | ENT : Terra Nova | 
| Tucker :  | "Wow! That's one big snowball!"  |   | on the comet |  
  | ENT : Breaking the Ice | 
| Tucker :  | "I feel like I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar!"  |  
  | ENT : Breaking the Ice | 
   | Trip :  | "It's good to know that Earth will still be around in nine hundred years."  |  
   | Daniels :  | That depends on how you define Earth."  |  
 
 | ENT : Cold Front | 
   | Archer :  | "This time we won't be leaving before we're ready."  |  
   | Trip :  | "Are your ears a little pointier than usual?"  |  
 
 | ENT : Silent Enemy | 
   | Reed :  | "I don't want to die, what makes you think I want to die?"  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Because ever since we saw Enterprise spread across that asteroid, you've done nothing but write your own obituary!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Shuttlepod One | 
| Trip :  | "They're not trying to kill the quarterback! They're just trying to keep him from throwing the ball and running with it. It's only a game, not a fight to the death!"  |   | to Kov; regarding American Football |  
  | ENT : Fusion | 
| Trip :  | "What if she gets hurt? What are you going to do then, program up a holographic doctor?"  |   | to Ezral |  
  | ENT : Oasis | 
| Trip :  | "You'll like it. Things blow up."  |   | trying to convince Reed to watch this week's movie |  
  | ENT : Vox Sola | 
   | Trip :  | "I read those Nubian masueses have twelve fingers. On each hand."  |  
   | Reed :  | "Then I'd say Starfleet needs to make its presence felt on Risa."  |  
 
 | ENT : Fallen Hero | 
   | Tucker :  | "Malcolm and I... er... plan to broaden our cultural horizons."  |  
   | Hoshi :  | "Is that all you two think about?"  |  
 
 | ENT : Two Days and Two Nights | 
   | T'Pol :  | "Polarize the hull plating."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "I'll do what I can but keep in mind we're missing some of it."  |  
 
 | ENT : Minefield | 
| Trip :  | "You didn't eat cabbage before you left?"  |   | wondering how Archer insulted the Kretassians |  
  | ENT : A Night In Sickbay | 
   | Sato :  | "Your molecules get pulled apart."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Then they get put back together again."  |  
   | Sato :  | "Do you know how many molecules you're made up of?"  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Lots."  |  
   | Sato :  | "All right, how many?"  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Uh, a few trillion."  |  
   | Sato :  | "That's a pretty big jigsaw puzzle!"  |  
   |   | worrying about the transporter  |  
 
 | ENT : Vanishing Point | 
   | Sato :  | "It was very unsettling. Didn't you find it unsettling?"  |  
   | Tucker :  | "For a minute or two, but once I counted my fingers and toes…"  |  
   | Sato :  | "I don't know, I just don't feel right."  |  
   |   | discussing their recent use of the transporter  |  
 
 | ENT : Vanishing Point | 
   | Kaitaama :  | "My family is known on hundreds of worlds."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Well, I'm afraid Earth isn't one of 'em."  |  
 
 | ENT : Precious Cargo | 
   | Kaitaama :  | "I am first monarch of the sovereign dynasty of Krios Prime."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Oh… Charles Tucker III. Pleased to meet you."  |  
 
 | ENT : Precious Cargo | 
| Tucker :  | "You know, you were a lot more pleasant in stasis."  |   | to Kaitaama |  
  | ENT : Precious Cargo | 
   | Tucker :  | "You'd be dead if it weren't for me!"  |  
   | Kaitaama :  | "I'm beginning to think that would be preferable!"  |  
   | Tucker :  | "I doubt the commoners back home would complain!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Precious Cargo | 
| Tucker :  | "I understand we're explorers and we're supposed to keep an open mind about different cultures, but these guys are driving me crazy."  |  
  | ENT : The Catwalk | 
| Tucker :  | "I'm no good until I've had my coffee."  |  
  | ENT : Dawn | 
| Tucker :  | "That was quite a trick."  |   | to Zho'Kaan; on healing his wound by spitting on it |  
  | ENT : Dawn | 
| Tucker :  | "I wouldn't trade my time on Enterprise. Not for anything. I've seen things I could never imagine back home."  |  
  | ENT : Dawn | 
   | Zho'Kaan :  | "Trip, when I fired at your vessel... I'm grateful I didn't destroy it."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "That makes two of us!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Dawn | 
   | Tucker :  | "Maybe I should tell the doc."  |  
   | Reed :  | "Tell him what? That his wife is trying to seduce you? Not a good idea!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Stigma | 
   | Tucker :  | "I don't like pushing the engines this hard. The injectors are running at 110 percent."  |  
   | T'Pol :  | "They're rated for 120."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "And my underwear is flame retardant. That doesn't mean that I'm going to light myself on fire to prove it!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Cease Fire | 
| Trip :  | "If you don't start moving in the next five seconds, I'm gonna take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass!"  |   | to the Denobulan |  
  | ENT : The Breach | 
| Tucker :  | "Where's Isaac Newton when you need him?"  |  
  | ENT : Anomaly | 
| Tucker :  | "Creating a stable warp field isn't easy when the laws of physics won't cooperate."  |  
  | ENT : Anomaly | 
   | Phlox :  | "Place one on your chest and one on your abdomen an hour before going to bed. Their secretions act as a natural sedative. Please, be careful to sleep on your back. If you roll over, you might anger them."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Maybe an hour a night with T'Pol isn't so bad."  |  
   |   | discussing Aldebaran mud leeches  |  
 
 | ENT : Anomaly | 
| Trip :  | "Part of the fun of a mystery is trying to solve it before it ends. Using logic. You of all people should appreciate that."  |   | to T'Pol; concerning the movie |  
  | ENT : Impulse | 
| Tucker :  | "You'll enjoy it. Rosemary's Baby. It'll scare the hell out of you."  |   | to T'Pol; discussing this weeks movie |  
  | ENT : Twilight | 
   | Reed :  | "We've taken nine prisoners, but the brig was only designed for two. I'm not sure what to do with the others."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Blow 'em out the airlock!"  |  
   | T'Pol :  | "Put them in crew quarters under heavy guard."  |  
 
 | ENT : Twilight | 
   | Tucker :  | "For now, the best I can give you is warp 1.7!"  |  
   | Reed :  | "We're not going to get very far at that speed."  |  
 
 | ENT : Twilight | 
| Tucker :  | "This planet is barely Minshara-class. Maybe we should've picked one with a little more blue and green on it."  |   | commenting on how desolate the planet is |  
  | ENT : Twilight | 
   | T'Pol :  | "If the Xindi are on the way, there's very little we can do to stop them."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Well we can't just run up the white flag."  |  
 
 | ENT : Twilight | 
| Tucker :  | "I don't know who did more damage to the engine, the alien or Malcolm."  |   | to T'Pol |  
  | ENT : Harbinger | 
   | Trip :  | "You did the right thing."  |  
   | Archer :  | "Seems the longer we're out here, the more I have to keep saying that to myself."  |  
 
 | ENT : Damage | 
| Tucker :  | "Only in the Expanse could I have a son who's nearly three times my age."  |   | to T'Pol |  
  | ENT : E2 | 
| Trip :  | "This isn't a damn sensor glitch! We just pulled three .50 caliber bullets from the shuttlepod hull - and spare us the official Vulcan position about time travel! We are two hundred years in the past. Face it!"  |   | to T'Pol |  
  | ENT : Storm Front, Part 1 | 
   | Soong :  | "How long can we sustain warp 5?"  |  
   | Trip :  | "As long as the captain wants it. Or until we blow up, whichever comes first."  |  
 
 | ENT : The Augments | 
   | Trip :  | "How many warning shots do Vulcans usually fire?"  |  
   | Soval :  | "None."  |  
 
 | ENT : Awakening | 
| Trip :  | "At least the warp engines still need me!"  |   | on T'Pol dumping him |  
  | ENT : Daedalus | 
   | Trip :  | "You did all this with one phase pistol?"  |  
   | Reed :  | "You're good at building things. I'm good at blowing them up."  |  
 
 | ENT : United |