| Quote |
Episode |
| La'An : | "Isn't using any Illyrian medical tech against Federation regs?" |
| Number 1 : | "Thanks to the Eugenics Wars. I imagine you know all about that period in history." |
| La'An : | "Well, you don't grow up with a bioengineered mass murderer as your ancestor and not develop a thick skin." |
| Number 1 : | "Khan Noonien Singh." |
| SNW : Ghosts of Illyria |
| Number One : | "Well, if this is what passes for fun, I'm happy to be 'Fun's Funeral'". |
| La'an : | "'Where fun goes to die', not 'Fun's Funeral'". |
| | talking about what the junior staff call Number One. |
| SNW : Spock Amok |
| Spock : | "May I inquire as to who filed this noise complaint against me?" |
| La'An : | "It was anonymous." |
| Spock : | "I shall make every effort to practice less vigorously going forward." |
| | concerning a noise complaint about Spock's practicing of his Vulcan lute |
| SNW : Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow |
| Alternate Kirk : | "Seems to be New York City. Mid-21st century." |
| La'An : | "What?" |
| Alternate Kirk : | "What?" |
| La'An : | "It's Toronto. The biggest city in what used to be called Canada? You know, maple leaves, politeness, poutine." |
| SNW : Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow |
