Spoileriffic Beyond review and discussion
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:59 am
So Ian and I went to see Beyond tonight. Time for my review!
When I saw we saw Beyond, we actually went to a triple bill of all the Abramsverse movies, with Beyond starting just after midnight! So fun was had!
So...
My overall impression was that this was a really good movie! It's got a few weaknesses, a few "not quite as good" bits, but I didn't find anything in it really weak or awful.
The story... We get another comedic opening, in which we see Kirk on a diplomatic mission which goes really badly, because the people he's trying to talk to are just really grumpy. He's offering them a ceremonial gift from a nearby enemy race who wants to make peace, but it all goes wrong and he's attacked. Only, it turns out these people are all like six inches tall, so it's more funny than dangerous. I liked it, it was a nice laugh to open with.
The Enterprise has done three years of their five year mission. The crew are a bit worn out and tired, and kinda homesick. It's Kirk's birthday, and he's melancholy because it markes the point at which he's older than his father got to be. They're heading back to Starbase Yorktown, which is the newest, most advanced and by far the largest Starbase ever. There are millions of people in this thing, it's somewhat reminiscent of a Culture GSV if that means anything to you!
Turns out, Kirk wants to leave the Enterprise, and has applied for promotion to Vice Admiral. And Spock and Uhura have broken up, because he wants to go back to New Vulcan and help to rebuild the species (make little Vulcans, as McCoy puts it). Spock is even more down when he finds that Ambassador Spock has passed away, which makes him more determined to take up the burden for him.
However, a small ship arrives with a woman aboard. She says her crew have been stranded on a nearby planet when their ship crashed there. It's beyond a huge nebula which nobody knows much about. So Kirk and crew saddle up to go rescue them with the woman in tow. They go through the nebula and find the system on the other side, but sitting in orbit is the giant cloud of ships you see in the trailers. It attacks, and there's a prolonged battle.
Turns out, what they're there for is the ceremonial gift from the start of the movie - it's part of an ancient weapon that they have been hunting for for a long, long time. So they smash the ship up - and I do mean smash, like when they try to go to warm the swarm rips both nacelles off the engineering hull completely. They board and there's lots of fighting. Kirk gets the weapon and hides it before he and a few others escape. Uhura is captured along with most of the crew. The engineering hull is destroyed and the saucer crashlands on the planet.
So on the planet we have Kirk, Chekov and the alien girl in one group. She admits that she lured them there, saying the baddie Kraal had her crew captive and would kill them if she couldn't get Kirk to come. They head to the saucer to try and patch up a scanner to use it to find the crew and to retrieve the weapon, which Kirk says he hid in the saucer.
McCoy and Spock are together, limping around trying to find help.
And Scotty is alone until he meets Jaylah, an alien who is also stranded there. Turns out Kraal has done this to a few ships over the years, and so there are scattered survivors on the surface here and there.
Jaylah turns out to live in an old shipwreck, the USS Franklin. An oddity, this. It's identified as the first Warp 4 ship humans built, but it is the NX-324 (I think the number was. Something in the 300s anyway). So how is the first warp 5 ship the NX-01? I don't get it. They give a date for it, but I don't recall what it was. Scotty assumes it must have gone through a wormhole or something and crashed on the planet. Jaylah has spent years fixing it up, and with his help they are able to get it ready to fly.
Meanwhile Kirk and Chekov get to the saucer with alien girl. She betrays them, laughing that they believed her story, and calls Kraal's guys to come get them. Only Kirk bluffed her; the weapon isn't there and Chekov gets the drop on her. (Side note - Chekov gets a LOT to do in this movie.) The baddies turn up and there's a fight amongst the wreckage, which Kirk and Chekov escape.
As they walk the next morning they're caught in a trap, one of many Jaylah has around her ship, and so they're reuinted with Scotty. They also manage to get the transporters working and beam McCoy and Spock to the ship. They do make mention of the fact that the transporters are cargo only, not cleared for biomatter, but Scotty says it was "a risk" but apparently an acceptable one. I seem to think he may have tweaked the system a bit to improve it.
Meanwhile at Kraal's base his plot is revealed. He has been using captured Federation probes sent into the nebula to tap into Starfleet communications. He knows all about Vanguard and Kirk and the Enterprise, which is how he came up with the plan to lure them there. He plans to attack Vangaurd and use the weapon to destroy it. The weapon is some sort of biological thing, it emits a black cloud that disintegrates any life it touches. Turns out one of Kirk's alien crew has it hidden in her head, and she gives it over when Kraal threatens to kill Sulu. Kraal kills people by draining life force from them, and in the process he changes his appearance to take on some of the traits of the people he drains. This also extends his life.
So Kirk and co come up with a plan to raid the base and distract the guards, whilst they use pattern enhancers to beam everyone out in groups of 20 or so. Kirk rides around the base on an old motorbike he found in the ship, using a holoprojector to make dozens of copies of himself all around to keep the guards busy. Meanwhile Jaylah has a run-in with the baddie who killed her family after she was first captured and they fight.
The crew all get away, Jaylah kills the baddie, and everyone makes it out. But Kraal takes his swarm and heads to Yorktown to destroy it. They get the Franklin going and follow him there.
Scotty and Spock come up with a way to tech the tech-tech, interrupting the signal that controls and coordinates all the swarm ships, overloading them and blowing them up. But, get this, they need a modulated signal they can broadcast. So, of course, they decide to play some music. So we get a scene of the Franklin flying around playing Sabotage by the Beastie Boys at full volume as Kraal's ships explode all around. It really skirts the line between moment of awesome and fun, and moment of absurd and stupid. I think it works, but YMMV.
Kraal survives, of course, and breaks into Yorktown to release the black cloud. He absorbs a couple of humans, so looks Human now. And, it turns out, he IS human! Yes, of course, he's the Captain of the Yorktown. We get his backstory; he was a MACO who fought "The Xindi and the Romulans". With the Federation formed, the MACOS were dissolved and Kraal was given command of the Yorktown and sent into space. But he never liked being in Starfleet, because he missed the conflict and war that he'd come to live for. His ship crashed on the planet and despite sending all kinds of distress signals help never came. He figured "The Federation doesn't care about us", and came to hate it even more. Now he wants revenge, and sees the idea of everyone being united as soft and weak when real strength comes from conflict.
Kirk follows, they fight, and fight, and fight, and Kirk wins. The fight is kinda cool, as Yorktown has different areas with different orientations and different gravity directions, so they go to the gravitational centre of the station, where the gravity is weird. So they are flying all over the place as they fight.
In the course of all this, Kirk gets his mojo back and turns down the promotion. Spock gets a parcel of Ambassador Spock's few personal things, and finds that one of his only personal items was a photo of the Enterprise bridge crew. He sees just how much being on the Enterprise meant to Spock senior, and decides to stay. The picture he looks at is this one, and it's actually a really sweet moment.
With the Enterprise gone, of course, we need a new ship. We see a timelapse sequence of that ship being built - it's broadly similar to the current Enterprise but with a few details changed. But it's nowhere near a revolutionary change as from the TOS to refit, say.
So they say the Final Frontier thing, with all the major cast saying a line each, and off they go for another adventure.
What works...
- It's not yet another "Earth is in danger" plot. We actually see them out on the frontier where they're supposed to be!
- There's many good character moments. It actually has probably the best "TOS feel" of any of the new movies in that respect. We see them happy, sad, angry, we see some of what makes them tick.
- Everyone gets their moment to shine, one way or another.
- Kraal is a decent villain. His motivation... well, it's not that great. It's not PERSONAL the way Khan had a personal grudge with Kirk in ST II, but you are at least given a reason for why he's doing what he does, and it is a coherent one. So it's a big step up from Nero, and better than Khan in Into Darkness.
- The effects have really stepped up. More weird sci-fi locations (Yorktown is spectacular!), more weird aliens, just more money evidently on display.
What's not so good...
- Being on the frontier and having the TOS feel, some might think it feels like an episode not a movie. I think it gets away with it (and don't think that's much of a complaint in the first place, actually), but YMMV.
- Lots of fast cutting and stuff happening in the dark. I found it hard to follow at times.
- The Franklin may or may not make sense. The first warp 4 ship... but given to somebody after the Romulan war? Perhaps it's just a really old ship he's given? But why NX-324?
- Jaylah isn't given all that much fleshing out. Kraal's henchman killed her family, she has a lot of stuff for the crew to use, she gets revenge, that's it. I honestly think that with some tweaking you could remove her from this movie completely, and it wouldn't be much the worse for it.
- There's the usual stuff that doesn't make a lot of sense, like a nebula that's full of rocks and looks nothing like a nebula, that kind of thing. But nothing as egregious as Delta Vega, say.
I rate it 5 stars. I think it is as good as any of the reboot movies, and may well be the best of them.
When I saw we saw Beyond, we actually went to a triple bill of all the Abramsverse movies, with Beyond starting just after midnight! So fun was had!
So...
My overall impression was that this was a really good movie! It's got a few weaknesses, a few "not quite as good" bits, but I didn't find anything in it really weak or awful.
The story... We get another comedic opening, in which we see Kirk on a diplomatic mission which goes really badly, because the people he's trying to talk to are just really grumpy. He's offering them a ceremonial gift from a nearby enemy race who wants to make peace, but it all goes wrong and he's attacked. Only, it turns out these people are all like six inches tall, so it's more funny than dangerous. I liked it, it was a nice laugh to open with.
The Enterprise has done three years of their five year mission. The crew are a bit worn out and tired, and kinda homesick. It's Kirk's birthday, and he's melancholy because it markes the point at which he's older than his father got to be. They're heading back to Starbase Yorktown, which is the newest, most advanced and by far the largest Starbase ever. There are millions of people in this thing, it's somewhat reminiscent of a Culture GSV if that means anything to you!
Turns out, Kirk wants to leave the Enterprise, and has applied for promotion to Vice Admiral. And Spock and Uhura have broken up, because he wants to go back to New Vulcan and help to rebuild the species (make little Vulcans, as McCoy puts it). Spock is even more down when he finds that Ambassador Spock has passed away, which makes him more determined to take up the burden for him.
However, a small ship arrives with a woman aboard. She says her crew have been stranded on a nearby planet when their ship crashed there. It's beyond a huge nebula which nobody knows much about. So Kirk and crew saddle up to go rescue them with the woman in tow. They go through the nebula and find the system on the other side, but sitting in orbit is the giant cloud of ships you see in the trailers. It attacks, and there's a prolonged battle.
Turns out, what they're there for is the ceremonial gift from the start of the movie - it's part of an ancient weapon that they have been hunting for for a long, long time. So they smash the ship up - and I do mean smash, like when they try to go to warm the swarm rips both nacelles off the engineering hull completely. They board and there's lots of fighting. Kirk gets the weapon and hides it before he and a few others escape. Uhura is captured along with most of the crew. The engineering hull is destroyed and the saucer crashlands on the planet.
So on the planet we have Kirk, Chekov and the alien girl in one group. She admits that she lured them there, saying the baddie Kraal had her crew captive and would kill them if she couldn't get Kirk to come. They head to the saucer to try and patch up a scanner to use it to find the crew and to retrieve the weapon, which Kirk says he hid in the saucer.
McCoy and Spock are together, limping around trying to find help.
And Scotty is alone until he meets Jaylah, an alien who is also stranded there. Turns out Kraal has done this to a few ships over the years, and so there are scattered survivors on the surface here and there.
Jaylah turns out to live in an old shipwreck, the USS Franklin. An oddity, this. It's identified as the first Warp 4 ship humans built, but it is the NX-324 (I think the number was. Something in the 300s anyway). So how is the first warp 5 ship the NX-01? I don't get it. They give a date for it, but I don't recall what it was. Scotty assumes it must have gone through a wormhole or something and crashed on the planet. Jaylah has spent years fixing it up, and with his help they are able to get it ready to fly.
Meanwhile Kirk and Chekov get to the saucer with alien girl. She betrays them, laughing that they believed her story, and calls Kraal's guys to come get them. Only Kirk bluffed her; the weapon isn't there and Chekov gets the drop on her. (Side note - Chekov gets a LOT to do in this movie.) The baddies turn up and there's a fight amongst the wreckage, which Kirk and Chekov escape.
As they walk the next morning they're caught in a trap, one of many Jaylah has around her ship, and so they're reuinted with Scotty. They also manage to get the transporters working and beam McCoy and Spock to the ship. They do make mention of the fact that the transporters are cargo only, not cleared for biomatter, but Scotty says it was "a risk" but apparently an acceptable one. I seem to think he may have tweaked the system a bit to improve it.
Meanwhile at Kraal's base his plot is revealed. He has been using captured Federation probes sent into the nebula to tap into Starfleet communications. He knows all about Vanguard and Kirk and the Enterprise, which is how he came up with the plan to lure them there. He plans to attack Vangaurd and use the weapon to destroy it. The weapon is some sort of biological thing, it emits a black cloud that disintegrates any life it touches. Turns out one of Kirk's alien crew has it hidden in her head, and she gives it over when Kraal threatens to kill Sulu. Kraal kills people by draining life force from them, and in the process he changes his appearance to take on some of the traits of the people he drains. This also extends his life.
So Kirk and co come up with a plan to raid the base and distract the guards, whilst they use pattern enhancers to beam everyone out in groups of 20 or so. Kirk rides around the base on an old motorbike he found in the ship, using a holoprojector to make dozens of copies of himself all around to keep the guards busy. Meanwhile Jaylah has a run-in with the baddie who killed her family after she was first captured and they fight.
The crew all get away, Jaylah kills the baddie, and everyone makes it out. But Kraal takes his swarm and heads to Yorktown to destroy it. They get the Franklin going and follow him there.
Scotty and Spock come up with a way to tech the tech-tech, interrupting the signal that controls and coordinates all the swarm ships, overloading them and blowing them up. But, get this, they need a modulated signal they can broadcast. So, of course, they decide to play some music. So we get a scene of the Franklin flying around playing Sabotage by the Beastie Boys at full volume as Kraal's ships explode all around. It really skirts the line between moment of awesome and fun, and moment of absurd and stupid. I think it works, but YMMV.
Kraal survives, of course, and breaks into Yorktown to release the black cloud. He absorbs a couple of humans, so looks Human now. And, it turns out, he IS human! Yes, of course, he's the Captain of the Yorktown. We get his backstory; he was a MACO who fought "The Xindi and the Romulans". With the Federation formed, the MACOS were dissolved and Kraal was given command of the Yorktown and sent into space. But he never liked being in Starfleet, because he missed the conflict and war that he'd come to live for. His ship crashed on the planet and despite sending all kinds of distress signals help never came. He figured "The Federation doesn't care about us", and came to hate it even more. Now he wants revenge, and sees the idea of everyone being united as soft and weak when real strength comes from conflict.
Kirk follows, they fight, and fight, and fight, and Kirk wins. The fight is kinda cool, as Yorktown has different areas with different orientations and different gravity directions, so they go to the gravitational centre of the station, where the gravity is weird. So they are flying all over the place as they fight.
In the course of all this, Kirk gets his mojo back and turns down the promotion. Spock gets a parcel of Ambassador Spock's few personal things, and finds that one of his only personal items was a photo of the Enterprise bridge crew. He sees just how much being on the Enterprise meant to Spock senior, and decides to stay. The picture he looks at is this one, and it's actually a really sweet moment.
With the Enterprise gone, of course, we need a new ship. We see a timelapse sequence of that ship being built - it's broadly similar to the current Enterprise but with a few details changed. But it's nowhere near a revolutionary change as from the TOS to refit, say.
So they say the Final Frontier thing, with all the major cast saying a line each, and off they go for another adventure.
What works...
- It's not yet another "Earth is in danger" plot. We actually see them out on the frontier where they're supposed to be!
- There's many good character moments. It actually has probably the best "TOS feel" of any of the new movies in that respect. We see them happy, sad, angry, we see some of what makes them tick.
- Everyone gets their moment to shine, one way or another.
- Kraal is a decent villain. His motivation... well, it's not that great. It's not PERSONAL the way Khan had a personal grudge with Kirk in ST II, but you are at least given a reason for why he's doing what he does, and it is a coherent one. So it's a big step up from Nero, and better than Khan in Into Darkness.
- The effects have really stepped up. More weird sci-fi locations (Yorktown is spectacular!), more weird aliens, just more money evidently on display.
What's not so good...
- Being on the frontier and having the TOS feel, some might think it feels like an episode not a movie. I think it gets away with it (and don't think that's much of a complaint in the first place, actually), but YMMV.
- Lots of fast cutting and stuff happening in the dark. I found it hard to follow at times.
- The Franklin may or may not make sense. The first warp 4 ship... but given to somebody after the Romulan war? Perhaps it's just a really old ship he's given? But why NX-324?
- Jaylah isn't given all that much fleshing out. Kraal's henchman killed her family, she has a lot of stuff for the crew to use, she gets revenge, that's it. I honestly think that with some tweaking you could remove her from this movie completely, and it wouldn't be much the worse for it.
- There's the usual stuff that doesn't make a lot of sense, like a nebula that's full of rocks and looks nothing like a nebula, that kind of thing. But nothing as egregious as Delta Vega, say.
I rate it 5 stars. I think it is as good as any of the reboot movies, and may well be the best of them.