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Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:38 pm
by Laughing Man
Teenage werewolves don't just exist in movies from your childhood anymore. They are a real, live thing, a new group of youngsters whom, much like their fellow high school cliques, take their order in the social hierarchy very seriously.
In San Antonio, Texas, the kids are all right and by "all right" we mean they've literally started wearing tails just like wolves. One kid's mom is even totes okay with her son's adopted identity, which she proves by standing just a few feet away from her beloved baby. It's kind of sweet.
Take your Twilight and shove it, folks. Teenagers do the darnedest things.
Sparkly gay neurotic vampires and half naked dog teddy werewolves have a lot to answer for!
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:15 am
by Tsukiyumi
Wow.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:21 am
by Lighthawk
Honestly, the only thing that surprise me is that it took this long.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:25 am
by Mikey
I keep thinking of paraphrasing a line from the movie Heathers -
"I love my dead lycanthrope son!"
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:36 am
by Nutso
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:37 am
by mwhittington
I have had it with all this stupid tween vampire and werewolf goth crap!
I swear, put James Woods on the case and it'll be over soon!
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:16 pm
by Mikey
He did make a bad-ass vamp hunter.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 2:57 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Am I imagining it, or are people getting more and more stupid as time goes on?
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 3:25 pm
by Captain Seafort
Sionnach Glic wrote:Am I imagining it, or are people getting more and more stupid as time goes on?
I don't think it's a matter of people getting more stupid, but the existence of the internet making it easier to root out the stupidest examples of humanity.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 3:39 pm
by shran
i hope they get hunted down by furries.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 4:03 pm
by Deepcrush
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 4:52 pm
by Nutso
Well, at least they aren't Chakats.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:08 pm
by Captain Seafort
Nutso wrote:Well, at least they aren't Chakats.
Don't make the mistake of assuming that, just because the Chakat was the worst case of stupidity DITL's encountered, there aren't worse idiots out there.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:09 pm
by shran
Nutso wrote:Well, at least they aren't Chakats.
Yet.
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:30 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Okay. Get me the Van Helsings, Belmonts and the Monster Squad. Or... someone with a baseball bat?
